Jokes and Funny Stories II

Today by chance I had someone in the shop from New Zealand - he had a 'New Zealand' patch on his leathers (biker) so after the business was completed I commented:
"I'm guessing you are from New Zealand."
"Yes. Beautiful country. Shame about the people."
 
it's "I'm a-feared that someone I know is dead, not so much about the complete strangers."
That's what I'm saying. It's "more important" if somebody I know dies. Somebody I know (and care about) is more likely to be Canadian, more likely to be white, etc.
 
That's what I'm saying. It's "more important" if somebody I know dies. Somebody I know (and care about) is more likely to be Canadian, more likely to be white, etc.
You are mangling cause and effect.

There is nothing wrong with me caring about someone I know, whether or not they happen to be Canadian or white. That they are, does not reduce the ... purity of my care.

You seem to be reversing it, suggesting that, because this person that I know (who happens to be white and Canadian) is important to me is because they are white and Canadian.

Logically, that's not valid.
 
You seem to be reversing it, suggesting that, because this person that I know (who happens to be white and Canadian) is important to me is because they are white and Canadian.

Logically, that's not valid.
What has logic got to do with human emotions?
 
You are mangling cause and effect.

There is nothing wrong with me caring about someone I know, whether or not they happen to be Canadian or white. That they are, does not reduce the ... purity of my care.

You seem to be reversing it, suggesting that, because this person that I know (who happens to be white and Canadian) is important to me is because they are white and Canadian.

Logically, that's not valid.

When it comes to human (or Hobbit!) emotion, things don't always have to make sense...

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring
 
What has logic got to do with human emotions?
It has to do with the argument you were making:
There's a subtle "one of us" attitude that runs very deep in humans. If there's a plane crash anywhere in the world, our national news will report, "... three hundred dead. It is not known whether any of them were Canadians." Because THAT would be serious. Presumably, even non-white Canadians are more important than those bloody foreigners.
You are interpolating how people feel, in your opinion. But it is based on faulty logic (the reversal, post 1105), leading to an unwarrantedly cynical conclusion.
 
The same way I know anything.
Exactly.
You are projecting upon others your belief about how people feel about 'bloody foreigners', and then faulting them for it.
That's doesn't say anything about how people really are, but it does speak to your cynicism about the world.
 
Exactly.
You are projecting upon others your belief about how people feel about 'bloody foreigners', and then faulting them for it.
That's doesn't say anything about how people really are, but it does speak to your cynicism about the world.

Personally I am fed up of all the bloody foreigners coming over here and using up all our bandages. Don't they know they should be somewhere bleeding else?

I mean if you are a bloody foreigner and you know your a bleeding foreigner, at least bandage yourself up a bit before you get here, if only to keep the floor clean.

Bloody hell, that's where all the bleeding foreigners will end up if we don't sort this out.

*Disclaimer*

My tongue is firmly in my cheek and resembles a large gobstopper.
 
You are projecting upon others your belief about how people feel about 'bloody foreigners', and then faulting them for it.
Where did I fault anybody for anything? I pointed out that people tend to "care" more about members of their own tribe. That isn't cynical. It's just a fact.
 
Why DaveC426913 wants to see logic in joke thread?

Because his cyber name is logically arranged alphanumerals?? PJ.
 
Back
Top