A man is walking in circles in a Wigwam.
A Policeman walks up and arrests the man for loitering within tent.
A Policeman walks up and arrests the man for loitering within tent.
Jokes and Funny Stories II
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Two Nuns are in a bath together.
One Nun says to the other, "Where's the soap?"
The other Nun says, "It does doesn't it."
(Wears the soap.)
One Nun says to the other, "Where's the soap?"
The other Nun says, "It does doesn't it."
(Wears the soap.)
I went to the Zoo today. There was a Panini in one cage and a croissant in the other.
They were Bread in captivity.
They were Bread in captivity.
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What does a mathematician do with constipation?
Works it out with a pencil.
Works it out with a pencil.
DaveC426913
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I don't get it.
"Wears the soap!" 
DaveC426913
Valued Senior Member
Yah, I saw the spoiler. I still don't get it."Wears the soap!"
Slow day for you? or a senior moment?
Apart from washing your body with the bar of soap what other action with soap would cause it to wear?
Thank-you Michael345. That saves me from explaining it.
What's the definition of suspicious?
A Nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
A Nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field.
DaveC426913
Valued Senior Member
That's the joke?? I guess I'm not up on nun lore. Must be a millennial thing.
I didn't get it when I was first told it DaveC. It had to be explained to me. What did you think of the mathematician joke? It's a good one I think.
What's black and white and re(a)d all over?
A newspaper.
A Nun cut in half.
A penguin cut in half.
A newspaper.
A Nun cut in half.
A penguin cut in half.
A man is on a flight run by T.W.A. when a Stewardess approaches him and asks, "Would you like some of our T.W.A. Coffee?"
"No thanks", replies the man, "but I would like some of your T.W.A. tea."
"No thanks", replies the man, "but I would like some of your T.W.A. tea."
How do you get twenty popes into a mini?
Take off their hats.
Take off their hats.
Hire one of those Japanese subway-stuffers.
A doctor is trying to talk to a patient, but can't get any sense out of him. Eventually the doctor says, "I think you must be crazy!".
The patient says, "Yeah, that's what all the trees keep saying".
The patient says, "Yeah, that's what all the trees keep saying".
A Teacher asks her Class a question.
Timmy raises his hand, "I is..."
"No Timmy," says the Teacher, "it's "I am.""
"Okay," says Timmy, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Timmy raises his hand, "I is..."
"No Timmy," says the Teacher, "it's "I am.""
"Okay," says Timmy, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Can I see your axe-wound?