What's funny? We should be happy for anyone who feels love. There's not enough of it in the world. People waste it on imaginary supernatural creatures like gods and prophets, when it's their fellow
humans who deserve it.
Why don't they just call it a contract and live the word marriage for male with female . Other vise you wand to make a mockery of a system.
Actually many of us would like to see
civil unions as the province of the government, a strictly
legal ceremony that confers all of the important rights and duties: Mutual support, shared custody of and responsibility for children, hospital and prison visitation, medical decisions, community property, automatic inheritance, no obligation to testify in court, etc.
Then
marriage can be defined as a strictly
religious ceremony that has absolutely no legal standing. A couple can state their vows in front of a priest for anything they want to commit to: eternal love, obedience, emotional support, attending church every Sunday, playing Dungeons and Dragons every Saturday, never complaining about each other's bad habits, planning a vacation to Tahiti, losing weight, giving up alcohol, etc.
A couple could be married without a civil union so there are no legal obligations. And they could be united in a civil union without a wedding, so they wouldn't have to comply with the rules of some stupid motherfucking
church and the Religious Redneck Retards who comprise its congregation.