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...he pulled his heart out as well since that was the function for self-destruct. Since suicide is contagious, the other scientists pulled their hearts out as well. However there was one scientist who knew the truth, what is indeed reality and what is virtual reality. But before he could care to extrapolate on this issue there was an important show he had to watch on tv, the show ...
 
...realized that the tv-show was showing him but from another dimension, he was watching tv-show of himself and even if he did tried to pull his heart out, he couldnt because he was a robot and he lacked the heart or ability to self destruct...
 
....or so he thought, he sparked the two wires sticking out of his left thumb and awoke. He was in the real World. And it was dark, harsh, disconcerting. He rose out of a Sarcophagus, and saw in front of him hieroglyphics. He had retuned, to rule Eygpt once again. But he had to escape his tomb, so he....
 
...pressed the eject button and was ejected out of the sarcafagus into the chute located right on top which led him flying right into air high above until he saw the GREAT BIRD, which was in fact a MIG plane and the pilot just ejected because he was a newbie and thought that he was crashing. But indeed he wasnt crashing and the used to be robot landed right inside the MIG plane and overtook the controls of the plane...
 
... turn around and set east again because he noticed that this mig was carrying a big fat nuke. This was his chance to change the world. He headed for North Korea and turned around again. he had changed his mind. Instead he was heading towards the USA where he...
 
....flew over the White House sticking two fingers up at the man sitting in the Oval office. But the man got angry, and ordered a tactical apocalypse in retaliation. However....
 
...while he was getting away on his MIG he was interecpted by UFO that had switched-in-flight the nuclear bomb on a special bomb designed to emit an empulse that affects humans on a DNA level, and modifies the DNA so that humans always feel happy and act in harmony with the world. Of course he didnt know that the bomb was switched, as he was approaching Washingthon...
 
...the MIG fell apart. Turns out the plane was held together with bubble gum, and he had made one to many 8g turns. As the pieces of the plane broke away, all that was left was himself sitting on the bomb, as it whistled through the air; "Yahooooo!" he yelled, "WahooOOOOoooo!" up until he hit the ground. The next sound he heard.....
 
...was that of happy people singing together in hippie-style. Amazingly he had survived the crash and only now realized that the aliens he saw in the sky switched the nuclear bomb to some psychodelic DNA music bomb, he thought ....
 
he was a little sweaty, so he changed into his pink lycra leotard. It was clear the aliens were trying to fuck with his head, so he sought revenge. He didn't really have a plan and this became clear when he tried to annoy them by flashing a laser pen in their eyes. The aliens, not impressed by this....
 
...an old lady in the face who was standing next to him since he felt the need for violence but couldn't reach the aliens. Luckily this old lady turned out to be the leader of the alien invasion. Her head popped off and she...
 
...Frank's body created an air lifting effect by inducing low pressure on the bottom and high pressure on the top...his body lifted up from the air and had catapulted itself straight to...
 
...a collision course with Airforce one. Jusy before he hit the plane he saw the face of GW bush staring out of the little window. He crashed through the plane exiting on the other side and behind him he heard Airforce one blow up with one gigantic bang. His thought of the moment was...
 
...of the little parachute he could see drifting downwards. The chimp-like figure attached to it could only suggest one thing:....
 
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