pizza, my beer's getting warm, Mrs. Claus is horny and Rudolph ate my viagara and can someone get this fucking reindeer......
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selling feminine hygiene spray suddenly appeared at the front door, Santa promptly pulled out his.....
it and said 'looks like shit, smells like shit and it evens tastes like shit....sure glad I didn't step in it" and then he walked out into a raging blizzard with....
...his fly unzipped. The consequences of this terrible error was that his.....
...his fly unzipped. The consequences of this terrible error was that his.....
.....pen leaked in his pocket, this meant he had a blue stain on his smart white shirt. So he decided to get a can of coke and.....
...washing powder. He poured the mix down his pants, and after a brief fizz...
...washing powder. He poured the mix down his pants, and after a brief fizz...
....his pants bubbled, so he went and sat in the bath to wash the suds away, but contrary to the intended outcome, his pants......
...shrunk tight and constricted his pelvis until the pressure was so great he....
...shrunk tight and constricted his pelvis until the pressure was so great he....
....he was ready to blow, so he decided to get a crow bar and try to lever them off, so he braced himself against the wall and........
...positioned the tool up his leg. He then tied a rope between the crowbar and an open door, and slammed the door shut really hard. The tug caused ...
...positioned the tool up his leg. He then tied a rope between the crowbar and an open door, and slammed the door shut really hard. The tug caused ...
....his leg to become amputated, with this he picked up his severed leg and hopped around yelling "call 911! call 911! my leg's been cut off!" an old lady heard him and......
....turned the volume up on her TV. She didn't want to be disturbed while watching her stories. So the guy bled to death, but just before he expired, he mustered enough strength to write (in his own blood), a cryptic message on the floor, saying.....
'I...I....er....um....aghhhhh', some guy name Raul deciphered it in a top secret office building in Washington but left town so he could......
..found a strange note on his desk saying "Fuck you Miguel, I know you have sex with sheep and I have the tape to prove it". He couldnt figure it out, so he went over to Juan and...
...his nostrils and inverted the text on the page to reveal "Fuck you Miguel, I know you have sex with sheep and I have the tape to prove it". He handed the note back to Miguel, who....
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