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and stealing the cookies from the cookie jar. Then an announcer say "Be young. Have fun. Taste Oniw17." It...
 
's raining men, hallelujah. It's raining men!.... sung the group of scantily clad midgets in the doorway. Celine..
 
...started destroying everything she could see with her newly acquired proton cannon, which she got...
 
fell out the window and died. A cete of badgers ravaged her naked body seconds after it hit the ground, the king badger telling the others to...
 
was the asshole of the universe and a portal to another realm, a trip down the sphincter of time to a place across the great chasm of intergalactic space where one could find.....
 
an identical grotesquely dilated anus, located on an interdimensional creature called.....
 
...where I was raised by pink flammingos. I wanted to find the spot where my human mother left me to rot. But one day...
 
a car pulled up beside me as I walked down the pavement. I was stripsearched and had every hair plucked from my body before the men in the car...
 
visciously raped me with spiked clubs. The midgets had a different plan from the badgers though. They were to ressurect the 7 headed beast and...
 
....kill it for dinner. Well it beats going to the store for Cheetos. Once they finished their meal they jumped into the midget-mobile and sped off to....
 
...a trap set by the Goooaaaauuuuld. They battled them and won easily, which is stupid considering they have technology far inferior. But they ran out of fuel on the way home, and had to stop by.....
 
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