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they listened to the space news on space radio in their spaceship. A newsflash warned of...
 
...the approaching carnival in Brazil were ladies drink red wine all night free as ruled by the government...
 
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..rampage. However fearfull of human revenge the robots had switched all blood on victims into champagne wine, that came straight from the cellars of SouthEast France...
 
which just happens to be where an entire nursery was molested at gunpoint by no other than Spacetwat Williams, high commander of Flaggedyfarp Sector 9. Spacetwat Williams was licking the champagne off of an aborted foetus whilst..
 
er.. dragons, which was unfortunate because they'd just ordered pizza. The pizzaman came, not knowing what had happened. He rang the doorbell and..
 
...and noticed that the doorbell button activated another Stargate SG1 space portal which lead him right inside the house...
 
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of the Lord whereupon God said, 'I have to get that fixed,' but that didn't stop our boy from asking.....
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...asking whether God would be kind enough to return him to the house he was supposed to deliver pizza to, to which God ....
 
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replied, 'Kid, I'll do it for a slice', to which the pizza guy said, 'I'd like to but.....
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...but to get that extra pizza slice for you God I need to travel back to pizzeria, and my car need 1 pint more of oil to arrive to destenation, and I dont have that 1 pint of oil because the president of my country stole it from me. God can you do something about that, please?
 
hows about if I just change the outlook and design of SF into a cool looking page that reminds me of alienware notebooks used for
 
"Sorry kid, I had to take care of that son of a bitch Bin Laden" then God said 'kid, you can sit on my left hand for eternity" to which the kid says to God, ' What are you some kind of.....
 
...figment of my imagination? "Of course he isn't!" said the Tooth Fairy. Just then, Santa walked in and said "Where the hell is my fucking....."
 
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