Finish my Sentence

[PsychoticEpisode]

Lorena Bobbit Surgical Hospital he decided to go to Denmark for a sex change because he always wanted to....

 

[Nickelodeon]

...be a manwoman. But when he got there he found everyone....

 

[riku_124]

was insane. He knew they were insane because.......

 

[Nickelodeon]

...they were speaking in tongues. One of them said "¡}¤¥¶¨©ª«¬*®¯°±²³×çðĄą÷ö¥œ?" To which he replied....

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

"E=MC² you twit, not æσô☻T=+q├╖S≈■ÜAeߺσ", finally they all shut up, some guy lit up a joint, drilled a hole in a coconut, inserted his dick and declared he was fucking nuts but then they all went......

 

[Nickelodeon]

...BANG! There was blood and pubic hair everywhere, but thankfuly the last man alive said.....

 

[imaplanck.]

.....fuck! im the last man alive. Then he decided to look for the last woman alive, so he searched in...............

 

[phonetic]

the paediatrics ward. Apparently there weren't any women there, but..

 

[Nickelodeon]

...he knew it was close to the morgue, where he opened up the....

 

[phonetic]

ham and cheese sandwich he'd bought from the petrol station earlier on. He thoroughly enjoyed it and once he was finished, he..

 

[Nickelodeon]

...realised to his horror, that he had in fact eaten the remains of a....

 

[spuriousmonkey]

..a cocker spaniel, which belonged to his mother, the crazy bitch forgot to...

 

[Nickelodeon]

...remove the wrapper before microwaving it. Just then, the last woman on Earth walked in....

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

I recognized her from a Sin Cities episode, it was Inga the Dominatrix, all 400 pounds of her stuffed in an undersized black leather corset, my first thought was......

 

[Nickelodeon]

...also my last, because I died that day from severe...

 

[PsychoticEpisode]

optical trauma, at least I thought I died because I became aware of another presence, "who's there?" I shouted, next thing you know a voice was heard saying....

 

[Nickelodeon]

....."This is CNN". I totally freaked out, I was expecting...

 

[imaplanck.]

.....my kitty to come back, she meant everything to me, although I didn't deserve her, she ran away to find someone better........

 

[Nickelodeon]

.....at dangling a stupid fucking string in her face so she goes crazy, I mean what's the fuck with that??? Anyway I still had my dog 'Beefchop', who....

 

[phonetic]

had started to hump a dead child in the corner of the morgue. After watching beefchop ravage the cold body of the little boy, I noticed something sticking out of...