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more hamburgers than McDonalds because they believed that competition was part of the American way of life. That was the birth of the 5 cent quadruple burger which swept the worls so nobody was hungry but everyone became obese. Mc Donalds counter was to offer a free exercise bicycle with every large portion of French fries, despite which their sales plummeted because ....
 
the bikes were only 23 inches tall and the average lard-arsed burger muncher's gut would reach the ground from a sitting position which led to an epidemic of gut gravel rash which clogged the already over burdened hospitals like the patients' own arteries and...
 
emergency field hospitals had to be set up to accomodate millions of Americans who, like the Prodigal Son in the Good News Bible. lived off the fat of the land. The problem was solved when Pastor Phelps toured the hospital looking for obese faggots and, unable to find them among the mountains of lard, he called down the wrath of his merciful god upon the sellers of fast food. And, yea, the Lord did visit a famine unto the Americans even unto the youngest one ,as had been promised in Paul to the Obese. And, after the seven years had passed the Americans were lean but hungry. So the Lord called forth McDonald and said unto him " verily I say unto thee that thou shalt restore the lean unto fatness even unto the seventh generation, for he that eateth burgers in my name shall be called blessed in the eyes of the Father" And the Lord's will was done unto the Americans who began to eat burgers once more and .....
 
28 or was it 42 days later, everyone started to think that Xenu was real, and donated to scientology, but it was actually spud who then...
 
realized that the he could get a mathematician to write an algorithm to enable his computer to calculate the average of two numbers. So he discovered that 28+42 = 70 and 70/2 = 35 which is the exact number of goals scored by Woomaburra Wanderers in their last away match against the Kangaroo Kickers . When he published his paper in the Autralian Journal of Antipodean Arithmetic, he was awarded their highest honour which is ....
 
every pub and whorehouse in town as well as a Bush hat with executive quality corks chosen especially for their unique ....
 
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detox cleansing, by eating nothing but blueberries, beetle juice, oysters and the rare but.....
 
aliens, which because they're aliens, they have beneficial effect on us. Paradoxically these aliens wanted to kill us because...
 
they had plans to turn Earth into a gigantic interplanetary shopping mall and didn't fancy having fat, ugly, moronic humans defacing the carpark...
 
So instead they had put up peeled potatoes in the shape of models for entertainment, but then over sexed Americans used them for...
 
deep-frying to keep up appearances and not let the rest of the freeworld down for they were relying on the seppoes for the butt of their humour, however large that might be..
 
And Americans are known worldwide for their butts; even their guns have big butts . One day when deep-frying , a deep-fry operative , deep-frying in a deep-frying facility pulled out Chips Rafferty and thus gave birth to Australian Cinema which is known for movies showing sheep jumping over posts and escaping the clutches of
 
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there cheese. So then the austrailian cheese maker was mad because his grass kept eating his cheese. So one day he went to the store and bought a lawn mower... then his cheese was happy because.....
 
rabid dingoes who love nothing better than a leg of mutton cooked over a slow fire. A little known fact is that Chips had a bad case of piles which he got from sitting on a damp horse while making a movie in ....
 
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