of apples which were exposed to the worst type of radiation, light. Of course, the apple tree hid in shame of what it had done, so the mothers of the children with the eating disorders, whose parents were some weird type of computers, which were killing children in horrible ways found the apples despite the lack of tree. These mothers malisciously bred the apples, causing them to multiply like rabbits. Soon, the apples began talking, and learning. The apple scientists began cloning themselves to create a surplus of apples because...