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couldn't find any lesbians to burn because they were all washing their hair that night getting ready for.....
 
and play volleyball while Phelps averted his gaze but peeped through his fingers at those delectable bouncing boobs which he woul love to ...
 
a Nun's knickers but unfortunately on one uprising the naso-phallus got its foreskin caught on Phelps' braces causing..
 
drop everything and fly to thefuneral, where he he wore his best hat- the one with champagne corks as opposed to his everyday had which only had cheap Australian wine corks- and amazed everybody with his Crocidile Dundee impression. He wrestled with his conscience before .....
 
deciding to let sleeping dogs lie, or dead dogs die, or something, he was so confused that he accidently stopped into myles house, while he was on sciforums typing...
 
whereupon Myles realised how close he had been with the cork hat image ( Spud actually has empty wine cask bladders dangling jauntily from his Akubra), Myles and Spud drank copious Guinness, told catholic nun and dead dingo jokes respectively and..
 
urban ninja manouevres, bourbon ninja manouevres, turbanned ninja manouevres, all at the same fucking time...
 
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