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they both realised simultaneously that they were both psychos and para ( paraletic [drunk, you morons]), so they charged their glasses and..
 
drank to bloody mary, whatever that was.. they woke up next morning with a hangover in different countries, with House of the Rising sun playing in their heads...then they ....
 
prowess at nude volleyball amonst the throng of nubile dark skinned lovelies from the Cuban under 23 girls national team, unhindered by the weight of his massive member, Myles was awesome at the net, Spud just fucked around as usual and..
 
...now he has 300 babies to take care of, but he's not sure how to fund it because thats a lot of mouths to feed so he decides to...
 
they decided that Challenger was not real. He was a poltergeist trying to gain attention by throwing tantrums and anything else he could get hold of. Fortunately, Father Dan Murphy came by and prayed for the release of the tormented soul, which left the body and entered ...


a dingoroo which, as we all know. is a cross between a bell and a kangaroo which one hears in the outback summoning people the pub where they drink out of synch because it is everyman for himself in the rush for the dunny where ....

At this point Spud makes his contribution...see below
 
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pursue a life of petty crime but unfortunately ends up in an Indonesian prison where his cellmate is a gigantic black mo'fu' called schlong who reassures spud that "we play mummies and daddies in here, I'm the Mummy " to which Spud breathes an audible sigh of relief whereupon, Schlong says " So come on up to my bunk and suck on Mummie's cock!"...


Whoops, out of synch.
sorry, continue
 
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...change 300 diapers because all his babies s**t themselves silly so he began this long hard task and began to think about...
 
be drowned in a vat of Irish whiskey which would be marketed as the All New Paddy With Extra Body and would be bought by .....
 
Taco Bell who can add it to their menu along side, Chili with extra Fingernails and their newest dish...
 
tigers' testicles on toast always available unless they run out of bread in which case they serve ...
 
them as a desert instead, they just add whip cream chocolate syrup and for an added bonus......
 
Somewhere in a Asia where they can learn how to speak pig Latin and eat Chinese food at the exact same time after they learn this new skill they will proceed to...
 
Leavenworth Prison for a conjugal visit with the warden and the guards in the high tower only because they wanted......
 
to show the guards what they could look forward to if they became muslims, in addition to which...
 
shirt they would get with "myles" written in different styles, of course this prison was owned and operated by a corporation which sold....
 
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