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.......and worst of them all. Meanwhile Daisy tripped over and fell though a crack, and found herself in Hell. "Oh no!" she exclaimed......
 
whining song since" I read my bible everyday but now my eyes are dim. You ask me who the hell I blame, I tell you it is Him. Chorus, " the end is nigh, so say goodbye to sex and sin and leisure, because you're going to a place where you'll repent at leisure."

Every copy was signed by Pastor Phelps who wrote ....
 
......"take the trodden path, and bide your time, cos when the shit hits the fan, your ass is mine." Then the bells tolled, and all the souls gathered into the pit.....
 
of everlasting fire where asbestos angels sell roasted chestnuts to sinners who must eat them hot because ....
 
..the sinners have not suffered quite enough having their buns cooked by the fires of damnation, their balls grilled on a brimstone griddle or their arses branded by the hot rod of Satan's buggerising tool and must now suffer having their tongues scalded for past discretions towards the forgiving father who..
 
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..the sinners have not suffered quite enough having their buns cooked by the fires of damnation, their balls grilled on a brimstone griddle or their arses branded by the hot rod of Satan's buggerising tool and must now suffer having their tongues scalded for past discretions towards the forgiving father who..
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used his own hot rod who to grant favours to...
 
..no-one at all because, despite his lecherous intentions was actually too anally retentive to act on his lewd fantasies and enlisted a troop of "rod stiff" clergy to fulfil his will..and..
 
boy scouts who suddenly found their erections were improving. Bigger and better, just like the spam says. So the showed their cocks to the girl scouts ,who ....
 
skin is a fresh and beautiful as Andy McDowell's, envied by women world wide who know she is worth ....
 
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