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So, God, who was much older than dirt, in fact, infinitely old, decided to perform some lab experiments one day around 14 billion years ago, or else it was only 4000-6000 years ago, producing mammal sapiens as his pride and joy; however, he was evidently a poor craftsman, perhaps because He was so old, and so these mammals goofed up left and right, and even up and down and sideways, building and worshiping golden calves and so forth, so He sent Moses, after Moses wiped out many tribes, to bring the Tablets down from the burning bush on the mountain to them, but this didn’t have any real effect, so God killed everyone on Earth but for Noah and his wife, Yesah (she always had to say “yes”, as that’s how it was in those days), and, no, she was not really named “Yesah”, but was Joan of Arc, and then the new mammals’ descendants still screwed up, in and out, and so God sent some prophets, but this still failed, and so God impregnated a virgin in some magic way, Jesus being the result, Jesus then converting from Judaism to Christianity, but the people crucified him and still acted horrible for nearly two millennia, whenuopn He sent Our Lady of Fatima, but still his creatures were full of evil and so now the world will come to an end on May 27, 2012.