I just realized you have a pretty good knowledge of scripture lol,
Yes, and here is more for you to digest:
The Tallest Tale of All
As evolution never happened, the fossils being planted fakes, it is that God made Adam in an immutable form about 4096 years ago, seeing that he was good, although not that great, placing him in the mother of all gardens, Eden, where the lion and the lamb lay down together, this not even producing any lamb chops.
Adam was lonely, being the first and only mammal sapiens, plus not even having any childhood memories, for a child he never was, nor even a teenager. In fact, x-rays of his brain showed nothing. God, too, had no earliest memory, He having been around forever, so He felt sorry for Adam and asked Adam if he would like a perfect and very attractive kind of opposite partner with whom he could have love.
Adam said, “Yeah, sure; I’ll go for that perfect creature!”
God replied, “But she will cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam, rather liking his arm and leg said, “What can I get for just a rib, as I can surely spare one of those?”
“Well, then,” God answered, “How about a less than perfect one, but still a very good partner?”
“OK.”
God made Eve right there on the spot, while also adding some lust into Adam, although greatly overdoing it.
Well, Adam glowed with excitement over this beautiful naked lady, as if he’d never seen one before, saying, “Holy hot tomato! Wo, man! This is fantastic. I’ll take her. What a cheap date!”
“OK, she’s yours, and we’ll call her “woman’, as you said. No trade-ins allowed. But she won’t cut the grass, take out the trash, or paint ceilings.”
“So what, for I don’t even know what those are, or care.”
“And don’t touch the apple from Newton’s tree. Thou shalt not. This is firm.”
“OK, what the heck would I want to touch that for when I have Eve!”
“True, Adam, and before you get married she will say that she wants only one thing: you, but, after that, then she will say she wants everything.”
“Hey, no sweat, for everything is right here in this garden.”
They immediately married and lived happily together for a few minutes, he harvesting her pomegranates and more, and she enjoying his ever-green and growing stalk, Adam telling her right away about the apple since he didn’t have much else in his brain but her, as really he had no other previous memories.
Well, God must have not been too much all-knowing, for He didn’t know that telling these children of his not to touch something meant that they surely would. It didn’t help that a snake tempted them into doing so.
A few seconds later, they not only touched the apple, but ate it, and so they were cast out, but Eve, who still wanted everything, stole all the flowers we’ve ever known, spreading them unto the Earth.
Now, Eden’s line and longevity was very strong, and such as even Methuselah lived for but a mere 969 years. He died on the 11th of Cheshvan of the year 1656 (Anno Mundi, after creation), 7 days before the beginning of the great flood. According to Rashi on Gen 7:4, the Holy One delayed the flood specially because of the 7 days of mourning for the righteous Methuselah, in his honor.
The recent find of Austi 2:5 scroll tells us that Adam was yet alive on that day, he, too, boarding the ark of Noah, being 1655 years old.
In fact, I ran into Adam just the other day, looking innumerable years old, at age 4095, but aging quite gracefully. Eve was at his side, yet gleaming with the ripeness obtained from Eden’s apple.
They revealed the formula for true apple cider, which would result in an elixir, not a vinegar. Eden’s sinful apple, the cause of it, made for harsh apple cider, but, when it was heated with sulfurous brimstone it soon turned smooth, the Hell boiled out of it!
(Methuselah was son of Enoch, and the grandfather of Noah.)
Adam was was still going strong, but one day he didn’t look both ways when crossing the street and was run over by a truck. Eve found a new guy the very next day, a senior citizen.
The ending of the Earth, scheduled for May 27, 2012, has been canceled, in Adam’s honor.