That would be insane then, if that's where you get the idea.
Big Butter Jesus Struck by Lightning
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That would be insane then, if that's where you get the idea.
True, there are others who are also insane when it comes to their religious beliefs. They appear quite normal until their beliefs are called into question.
Lying for Jesus, again?
i'm not talking about anyone's religious beliefs, i'm talking about what others think about you and what you say out here.
and lying huh? Q you call somebody insane in almost every post you make. you want me to count how many times in how many posts? well i don't have that much time dude; that would take forever ever.
Yes, you're attacking me personally because you are unable to formulate an argument to support your religious belief system.
Kernl Sandrs
Registered Senior Member
BIG BUTTER JESUS!
And on the third day Jesus was rebuilt. And the church did rejoice, as they did once more had an idol to worship. And thy local Lowe's spoketh "We hath built something together."
So sayeth the the Lord...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2u9VWAhM
And on the third day Jesus was rebuilt. And the church did rejoice, as they did once more had an idol to worship. And thy local Lowe's spoketh "We hath built something together."
So sayeth the the Lord...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mf2u9VWAhM
What is God telling us?
Kernl Sandrs
Registered Senior Member
That's assuming there's a god to be telling something....
He tells you He exists, and that the world around you was made by Him. He tells you Jesus is your Savior. What you (plural) tell Him is well documented here on this site and elsewhere.
Kernl Sandrs
Registered Senior Member
Eh...That's one interpretation, I suppose.
Why doesn't he document his communications as you claim I do?
Bells
Staff member
And I believe he just told Jesus that his arse is on fire..
Never have lyrics been so, well, apt...
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
(Source)
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
The roof the roof the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn
Burn motherfucker burn
(Source)
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Because they need someone who will continue to ask for mercy for them.
Arms raised like that
are a gesture of asking for mercy (although the palms should be horizontal, in a gesture of acceptance).
I suppose you are telling me he was happy when he flooded the world destroying all life or how about the time he destroyed Soddom and Gommorah...remember Noah and the flood, lightening bolts and pillars of salt? Are you telling me God was happy when he was doing those things?
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I know it describes god as being emotional in the bible, but I'm apt to think its just so we can relate. I don't get that impression from him. Either that or he has enough resolve for what he accomplishes that they're irrelevant.
Bells
Staff member
Would you be happy if such a statue was made of your son and turned into a water feature in a pond? In front of what looks like a toilet block..
That thing is hideous..
Whoever made it watched too many bible movies staring Mr 'Cold Dead Hands' Heston.
And if you claim that your God is independent, are you saying that he/she/it cannot be unhappy as a result?
Kernl Sandrs
Registered Senior Member
Why do people refer to god as "he" or "his word". You imply that he is a male. That is stupid. Why would an all-powerful deity like your god have a penis? Are you sure it's not just because a long time ago when the guys were writing down your bible, they put 'he' because a female god would be just ludicrous? IT seems far more plausible. Follow "his word" or "its word."
Eh...I dunno...Just "typing out-loud" heh...
Eh...I dunno...Just "typing out-loud" heh...