You must live in the Southeast or in a rural community, where witnessing door to door and a plethora of various flavors of Christian TV shows are not unusual. Have not had to deal with that for several years now or maybe I am just immune to it.:shrug:
Actually, just this Easter here in PA, I was at Easter Lunch with my wife's side of the family... just as we were sitting down to eat, two well-dressed men came up to the door, peeking in the window as they did so, and knocked. My mother in law answered the door (with me behind her just in case) and they proceeded to ask if we would be interested in hearing "of the importance of the Bible" and some other such prepared speech... we told them to, as politely as we could, take a hike, in large part because they could see we were just sitting down to eat (I watched the one all but press his nose up against the window as he looked in at us) and also because they started the spiel with a lie (they claimed our neighbor sent them over to us... our neighbors, nice people, hate door-to-door anything more than most people I know and actually have a standing pact with us NOT to send door-to-door people to each others houses)