Cougin' it
S.A.M. said:
And yet, these are the societies that survive.
Up here in Washington state, we have a phrase: "Cougin' it".
It refers to the athletic program at Washington State University, whose mascot is a cougar. We call them, colloquially, "The Cougs". And to "Coug it" means to do what their teams so frequently do: perform well until a critical juncture, and then blow it.
With the advent of Sounders FC, I've been doing something lately that I haven't done in a long time—watching soccer. It's not as boring as most Americans suggest, but if there's a three-point gap, especially at 3-0, at around sixty minutes, I generally turn the game off.
And we all know that can be a mistake. It's not over at seventy minutes with a three point gap.
Watch a Major League Baseball game. At the end of the eighth inning, if the home team is down, a lot of fans start leaving the game.
This is essentially what you're doing.
These societies survive because they are aggressive and inherently covetous. Yet we know from legend and history, and also from contemporary microcosmic representations, that aggressive covetousness eventually
fails.
You're looking at a scoreboard in the middle of the game and calling it the final.
You have on the one hand an emerging intellectual maturity, and to the other, a horde of wishful apocalyptics. That the apocalyptics are ahead right now says nothing of the final outcome. Their influence in the United States, for instance, is beginning a waning phase.
I think many atheists are unrealistic insofar as they might imagine a world without religion. This is nearly impossible; we will always have a use for myth. However, the fact of this utility does not mean the triumph or even accuracy of any given mythic representation. The downfall of the current phase of religion is that its most influential representatives
hope for the end of the world.
That's the whole point.
Evolution pertains to species. Redemptive religion pertains to the self. That is why redemptive religion will fail, and why it might well take the entire human endeavor with it when it does.
Are religionists proud of Joseph Kony? Osama bin Laden? Are
you proud of Israel? Should we just shrug and dismiss the Palestinians, saying, "It's natural selection. There's nothing wrong with that."
There is a reason why religion is popular: it exploits psychological dysfunction and immaturity. Why else do Christians need to condition children to believe? Why else should they devise fake Bibles in order to get children to believe before they find out what a lunatic, genocidal liar their God is? Religion exists in a symbiotic relationship with psychological insecurity: the weakened psyche clings to the religion, thus keeping the religion alive; the religion inspires feelings of empowerment to blunt the effects of that insecurity. Empowerment is the common link between the suicide bomber who praises Allah before he dies, the American Christian bigot who proclaims the good news of Jesus while working so hard to hurt his neighbors, and even those who simply pray for God to take away the alcoholism, or punish the rapist.
Redemptive religion is a self-centered affair. The damage one does to the rest of the world fades away; there is only self and God, and that's all that matters.
Except it isn't. Suicide bombers don't protect the vulnerable, they kill them. Christians routinely reject Jesus Christ. The religious find their religions unsuitable.
Religious people become so set on supremacy that they will destroy what opposes them, even if that opposition is mere disagreement.
If you take a snapshot of today, you might be able to claim that religion won. But neither can religion escape the suffering and destruction that it has visited upon our beleaguered human species. And in its redemptive form, religion aims to destroy
everything.
So it seems unwise to call the game over, madam, when the whole plan is to Coug it anyway.
I remember once the stream of people heading for the exits in the eighth. Exhausted, we finally left the game in the fourteenth. We got home in time to catch the end, well after midnight when Mike Cameron sent one over the wall in the bottom of the nineteenth inning. And less than a week ago, the M's and the A's fought for fifteen innings before an errant throw to second brought the game to a thrilling (or heartbreaking, depending on your perspective) end. Check the
box score. The Athletics came to the Emerald City, and they Couged it.
And so will the religionists. Look at the development of the Devil in Christianity. In its earliest stage, when Christians sought to separate themselves from the Jews, the Devil was found in Jews. When Christians worked to convert the pagans, the Devil became pagan. And when Christianity was established as the authority, they turned on one another, and the Devil was found in fellow Christians. And often, it still is. The Pope is the Antichrist, hadn't you heard? At least, that's what the Seventh-Day Adventists say. And Southern Baptists are not much fonder of the Roman faith.
They'll fight until there's nobody left to fight. And then that last will slip away unto the glory of God.
The one thing that can compel me to fear for the future of the human species is redemptive monotheism.
I have no idea what the next phase in worldwide religion will be, but the redemptives will destroy everything if they can to make sure we never find out.