Where is Jesus right now?

[shorty_37]

Where is Jesus right now?

I think I spotted him a Walmart getting a new pair of Sandals. They are 50% off now.

 

[Myles]

Where is Jesus right now?

I think I spotted him a Walmart getting a new pair of Sandals. They are 50% off now.

That's a good offer. I saw the sign. It said: buy one, get the other one free !

 

[davewhite04]

Sounds like a solution to me.
Hmm never heard of that though.. I do know a movie called "Airport" that is about something similar.

I think the movie "Airplane" would suit him more. He might meet some emotional people.

 

[shorty_37]

That's a good offer. I saw the sign. It said: buy one, get the other one free !

Yeah but Jesus gets the "Special" Promotion.

Buy one pair get the other pair free....
plus
2 boxes of spongebob band aids absolutely free!!!
For all those blisters he gets, walking around the earth.

 

[davewhite04]

He isn't talking about Jesus.

 

[Myles]

Yeah but Jesus gets the "Special" Promotion.

Buy one pair get the other pair free....
plus
2 boxes of spongebob band aids absolutely free!!!
For all those blisters he gets, walking around the earth.

Are you suggestinh he has four feet ?

 

[shorty_37]

Are you suggestinh he has four feet ?

Who said the band aids are just for his feet?

 

[Myles]

Who said the band aids are just for his feet?

Ah. so you meant his height. Give that girl a slice of seedless watermelon !