where is god?

Proud_Muslim said:
Who is God ???
The title is where is god, not who. But I would like to say a few words about your claims.
First your name, proud_muslim, do I have to feel inferior being non-muslim? And what makes you feel so proud?
The Noble Quran: 57

1. Whatsoever is in the heavens and the earth glorifies Allâh, and He is the All-Mighty, All-Wise.
How do you know that? Every body can make such empty claims.

2. His is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth, It is He Who gives life and causes death; and He is Able to do all things.
Gods are all imagined like that, ask every child, you get the same answer.

3. He is the First (nothing is before Him) and the Last (nothing is after Him), the Most High (nothing is above Him) and the Most Near (nothing is nearer than Him). And He is the All-Knower of every thing.
He is not just high, he must be everywhere, if he is just high, who is in my toe?
4. He it is Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days and then rose over the Throne (in a manner that suits His Majesty). He knows what goes into the earth and what comes forth from it, what descends from the heaven and what ascends thereto. And He is with you (by His Knowledge) wheresoever you may be. And Allâh is the All-Seer of what you do.
Does he watch me making love? So much free porn.
5. His is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth. And to Allâh return all the matters (for decision).
I don't understand this, he is almost everything, so it is allah fighting allah all the times.
6. He merges night into day (i.e. the decrease in the hours of the night is added into the hours of the day), and merges day into night (i.e. the decrease in the hours of the day is added into the hours of the night), land He has full knowledge of whatsoever is in the breasts.
if I live in the pole area, he must do a different job.
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caffeine_fubar said:
Perhaps God has designed us, if you beleive that he is the creator of all, to ask these questions and wonder. Perhaps he has designed us to try to gain knowledge of these things. Perhaps, also, our minds are not capable of understanding the extraordinary world of god and himself/herself.

I, myself, beleive that in the human race, and possible all other creatures, have some part of god within them. God is a great power that guides us in the way we do things. (Please do not reply to this saying, "Then why do people do bad?" )

There are many answers to where is god, and WHAT is god... the truth is, noone knows unless they have died.... even then they may not know.

This is just what i think.
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Maybe God just want to keep us thinking to improve to the stage of understanding Ws.
 
A man met an old woman walking & asked "from where are you coming" , "from God" was the answer, puzzled he asked, "then where are you going?", -"to God"
 
firdroirich said:
A man met an old woman walking & asked "from where are you coming" , "from God" was the answer, puzzled he asked, "then where are you going?", -"to God"
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that is a cycle.
 
yinyinwang said:
Proud_Muslim said:
Who is God ???
The title is where is god, not who. But I would like to say a few words about your claims.
First your name, proud_muslim, do I have to feel inferior being non-muslim? And what makes you feel so proud?
The Noble Quran: 57
1. Whatsoever is in the heavens and the earth glorifies Allâh, and He is the All-Mighty, All-Wise.
How do you know that? Every body can make such empty claims.

2. His is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth, It is He Who gives life and causes death; and He is Able to do all things.
Gods are all imagined like that, ask every child, you get the same answer.

3. He is the First (nothing is before Him) and the Last (nothing is after Him), the Most High (nothing is above Him) and the Most Near (nothing is nearer than Him). And He is the All-Knower of every thing.
He is not just high, he must be everywhere, if he is just high, who is in my toe?
4. He it is Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days and then rose over the Throne (in a manner that suits His Majesty). He knows what goes into the earth and what comes forth from it, what descends from the heaven and what ascends thereto. And He is with you (by His Knowledge) wheresoever you may be. And Allâh is the All-Seer of what you do.
Does he watch me making love? So much free porn.
5. His is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth. And to Allâh return all the matters (for decision).
I don't understand this, he is almost everything, so it is allah fighting allah all the times.
6. He merges night into day (i.e. the decrease in the hours of the night is added into the hours of the day), and merges day into night (i.e. the decrease in the hours of the day is added into the hours of the night), land He has full knowledge of whatsoever is in the breasts.
if I live in the pole area, he must do a different job.
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I wish I would get some response on this.
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Yin, as far as I can tell this thread has died. it has not been closed none-the less people seem to not respond as often to it.

Not the response you were looking for, however a responce non-the-less.

Godless.

BTW. how you been?. ;)
 
Hey you people, you're all saying different things because you're talking about different gods... good old Proteus and Neptune are underwater... Gaia's in the forests of Germany... Thor is floating on a cloud... Elvis is dead and Christian God's in hell... so we know where they are so we can worship them, ok?

Or to put it more simply, in reply to the original message "know where god is before you worship" we all know where the gods are, so we can worship them.
 
Godless said:
Yin, as far as I can tell this thread has died. it has not been closed none-the less people seem to not respond as often to it.

Not the response you were looking for, however a responce non-the-less.

Godless.

BTW. how you been?. ;)
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I actually mean a reply by the Proud-guy. Since he works so hard on his god.

Thanks, I am fine and busy, and you?
 
Hi Yin, Proud must be busy, god's been busy over there with the Americans and all the middle east fiasco.

I'm getting ready to move to Las Vegas soon, and keeping out of trouble. :)

Godless.
 
I know one thing that god simply CANNOT do. Even with all his mighty powers. According to religious teachings he is everywhere...that means he can hide behind the smallest atom, and also he can be found at the outer reaches of the universe. So one thing that god cannot do is...get lost. :)
 
Who is God ???
whatsoever is in the heavens and the earth glorifies Allah for he is all wise and all knowing
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like terrorism for example?

2. His is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth, It is He Who gives life and causes death; and He is Able to do all things.
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Except make a single muslim dominated country in the world prosper.

3. He is the First (nothing is before Him) and the Last (nothing is after Him), the Most High (nothing is above Him) and the Most Near (nothing is nearer than Him). And He is the All-Knower of every thing.
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Where was he when Muhammed deflowered a 9 year old child?


4. He it is Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days and then rose over the Throne (in a manner that suits His Majesty). He knows what goes into the earth and what comes forth from it, what descends from the heaven and what ascends thereto. And He is with you (by His Knowledge) wheresoever you may be. And Allâh is the All-Seer of what you do.
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So why does he think the world is flat?

5. His is the kingdom of the heavens and the earth. And to Allâh return all the matters (for decision).
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That's just scary

6. He merges night into day (i.e. the decrease in the hours of the night is added into the hours of the day), and merges day into night (i.e. the decrease in the hours of the day is added into the hours of the night), and He has full knowledge of whatsoever is in the breasts.
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I don't see what breasts have to do with it but I think it is the sun that does that. Wait if I claim that can I be allah?? :D
 
I have a theory on the location of god. Several people claim that the 'day' in creation was actually a million years or so. I think god is simly in the bathroom, and has been constipated for the last 'hour'.
 
Quote: So one thing that god cannot do is...get lost.

What you mean?, he/she/it/whathave you what ever god is, it's already lost, never been found, never will be found, it only exists in the minds of gullibility.

Quote: I think god is simly in the bathroom, and has been constipated for the last 'hour'.

LOL, his ass is tight as hell!! LOL...

Godless.
 
Yeah it's amazing that just words on paper are enough for anyone to believe so strongly in a god. Why doesn't religious people ask god for a definite sign of his existence or something? And with the overthrow of iraq why don't the muslims ask allah why he has forsaken them and allowed the evil western empire to conquer them?
 
mario said:
I know one thing that god simply CANNOT do. Even with all his mighty powers. According to religious teachings he is everywhere...that means he can hide behind the smallest atom, and also he can be found at the outer reaches of the universe. So one thing that god cannot do is...get lost. :)
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I suggest Sahara, where finding you is impossible.

BTW, How is your Mom doing?
 
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