I'm afraid I cant take the credit for the knowledge. I read all about it from
www.moongoatscheesefacts.com
Several other internet sites try and say that its not true and that there are no goats and there never was an asteroid or any cheese or anything but they are the liars and they will have egg on their face when the mice people come. The website told me so and also told me to beware people who think man has landed on the moon because of the obvious effects of melted cheese. I am so thankful that I didn't get duped because I didn't even think about the hot jets and the cheese. I could have gone on believing a political propagandist lie forever just so the government could keep the price of goat's cheese artificially high even though the Russians have built a spaceship out of old skodas which doesn't generate any heat whatsoever and could potentially bring back loads. The space station is a giant pretzel. This is also total proof that the government knows the moon is made of cheese. Everyone knows cheese and pretzels go together.
Moon landings by the Americans? Yeah right. You wish you had invented the Skoda now don't you. I'm boycotting your goats cheese.
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EDIT: Don't be surprised if that link don't work. The government hijack it and put up some phony 'Page Cannot Be Found' message. So lame.