No one cares about your ridiculous paradoxes you contrive about pet dogs and such. Irrelevant to the fact that your religion condones lying, which IS the point. And, it is an immoral religion that would do so.
See? Even you lie.
Quran:
“O you who believe! Fear God, and be with those who are true (in word and deeds).” (Quran 9:119)
“Woe unto those who give short measure, those who, when they are to receive their due from people, demand that it be given in full but when they have to measure or weigh whatever they owe to others, give less than what is due. Do they not know that they are bound to be raised from the dead (and called to account) on an awesome Day, the Day when all men shall stand before the Sustainer of all the worlds?” (Quran 83:1-6)
"Oh ye who believe! Eat not up each other's property by unfair and dishonest means." (4:29)
"Allah doth command you to render back your trust, to those to whom they are due."(4:58)
"Those who faithfully observe their trusts and their covenants."(24:8)
Prophet Hadiths:
"Remember, there is no faith in him who is not trustworthy; there is no place for him in religion who cares not for his pledged word or promise."
"He who cheats is not of us. Deceitfulness and fraud are things that lead one to Hell."
"Why did you not then keep (the wet portion of) it above the dry corn, so that men may see it? He who deceives, is not one of us."
“Truthfulness leads to righteousness, and righteousness leads to Paradise. In addition, a man keeps on telling the truth until he becomes a truthful person. Falsehood leads to wickedness and evil-doing, and wickedness leads to the (Hell) Fire, and a man may keep on telling lies till he is written before God, as a liar”.
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So tell me (Q), why do
you lie?