well, i'm a nun.
(Mac slams on the brakes) SCREEEEECH!!!
Now wait wait wait....did you just say you're a nun? Like a real nun? (CRASH!) That was the sound of my stereotype of nuns shattering. Dang, ole Mac needs to go back to church, 'cause apparently they changed some things since the last time I was there.
Nuns in their underwear, at the bar....Now that's my kind of religion!