The Picture Thread Mark V

hey next idea for halloween Lori...have like one of those bullet metal boobs...the ones in 007 movie. You know the boobs that can shoot
 
MacGyver1968 said:
Cool! Can you reflect bullets with those armbands? I bet that magic lasso comes in handy when your bf/husband comes home late from the bar:

Lori: Where were you?
BF: I was working late.
(Lori uses lasso)
Lori: are you sure you were working late?
BF: I...was...at...the...bar....drinking....and...whoring.
Lori: I thought so.
BF: Damn truth-telling lasso!

:)
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well, eh hem...i'm the one who likes to wear my underwear to the bar see...

i was also a naughty nurse last year...

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anybody got a boo-boo?

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these are some from when i still had tips in my hair...

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so i walked into the salon and said, "hey carle...make me look like snoopy."

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Lori chill...this is internet. You don't want some guy coming to your house as a craftsman with nice bold muscles asking whether you called for hose cleaning.
 
draqon said:
Lori chill...this is internet. You don't want some guy coming to your house as a craftsman with nice bold muscles asking whether you called for hose cleaning.
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no, no dirty hose here. but we could talk. i need some tile work done...
 
me in my old work uniform. yeah, i miss that job...

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look at the grease stains on my shirt. that's straight out of the laundry. *hurl*
 
these are my most recent pics...

the hairdo before last...

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and last...

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Lori_7 said:
yes, but it is appetizing. *gag*
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I am serious.

It's time to reorganize and rethink the lifestyle.

1) To do at least 20 pushups in the morning
2) Jog every day for 3 miles
3) Eat healthy food with vitamins and nutrients
4) And finally find a husband and start a family
5) But of course have everything clean and tidy is the number 1...on the list
 
draqon said:
I am serious.

It's time to reorganize and rethink the lifestyle.

1) To do at least 20 pushups in the morning
2) Jog every day for 3 miles
3) Eat healthy food with vitamins and nutrients
4) And finally find a husband and start a family
5) But of course have everything clean and tidy is the number 1...on the list
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well, i'm a nun.

but i'm also a vegan, and i eat primarily raw and organic food, and i take my vitamins, and i work out almost every day because now i have an office job, and i don't wanna get office ass you know. but push ups make me brawny.

i'm working on the cleaning thing...

thanks for the advice dragon. :)
 
geeese Lori, don't listen to me. I am a kid. Did you know I eat baby food, just because I know it is healthy?
 
draqon said:
geeese Lori, don't listen to me. I am a kid. Did you know I eat baby food, just because I know it is healthy?
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hm...

that depends.

you should eat organic baby food.

well no, not really...

you're not a baby see.

you're gonna stunt your digestive system.
 
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