Say what?!
Actually, first off, I would like to offer my gratitude to
Goofyfish who has tracked down the mysterious Calvin & Hobbes cartoon to which I referred, which can be found
here. Muchas gracias, Señor Fish.
Now then ...
Say what?!
There are no Religious channel...
At least one I know...
Again, I say,
Say what?!
I know of at least two religious networks, the
Trinity Broadcasting Network, which describes itself as the
world's largest Christian television network, and
Three Angels Broadcasting Network. In the modern day, both are available through various American cable-television packages, but anyone who remembers the days of ultra-high frequency (UHF) television might have been able to dial into the grainy presentations which made the hostesses' makeup look that much better for lack of detail.
The stuff you see on those networks is ... amazing.
Let's see, I learned once from Christian performer Carman that God is uniform and identical for all people, and that there is no diverse method of communication from God to the individual. I learned from the "New PTL" hostess that God invented makeup for the good Christian women, that they could be more beautiful :bugeye: (this woman made Tammy Faye Bakker look almost attractive). I learned from someone--can't recall the name--that the world is hollow and inside the center of the Earth is where Satan comes, and that global warming is, in fact, Satan trying to melt the ice caps in order to destroy us all. And anyone who watches
The Daily Show often enough to catch the occasional "God Talk" spot knows that religious insanity breeds on these networks. Televangelism is a multibillion-dollar growth industry in the United States that raises itself on a platform of fear and bigotry. I learned from Dave Roever that children should not be taught to think for themselves, but rather to conform to the word of the Lord without question, and also learned that, for him, one of the most beautiful things he's ever seen is a circle of teenagers hollering and chanting insults at Satan while throwing books, magazines, and records onto a bonfire at summer camp while counselors stood around with boxes upon boxes of published material to feed their Nazi-like frenzy.
Call your cable company, Nelson. If you don't have TBN or 3ABN, you ought to. In fact, and though I'm quite sure it was a bogus justification, when I was in Oregon and Congress passed the Cable Television Act of sometime in the 1990's, we lost an entertainment station so that we could carry
both TBN and 3ABN, and the cable company offered the excuse that they were required by law, in the name of diversity, to carry them both. And is it any wonder Portland ended up with scatological-TV on its community access station? I never understood what upset people about that. First off, as has been pointed out, one can always turn it off, and furthermore, there's nothing but shite on television anyway, these days.
So if you don't have access to religious television stations, stand up and demand your right to shite-quality broadcasting 24/7.
thanx much,
Tiassa