The Five Most Hated Posters

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Redoubtable:
I can't recall specific word usage in the one Dickens novel I've read and that makes my observations aneimic[sic]?! I may be an egocentric, taciturn, little bastard, but you . . . you are far worse a snob than I and surely not my better.
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Stop being a cunt, friend. There's really no bad blood between us but I'd be the first to pee in it if you'd like me to. Its only a matter of me knowing what the fuck I'm talking about, for one, and my referring to the flexible use of of language one can only find in a book and not in some godammned dictionary.

However....if you'd like to continue the flaming and brave a lightning bolt on stupidities, only remebember what the Lady Macbeth had to say about cruelty. Starts with "Come you spirits....."

Lazy Carcass:
Because you know damn well that without the safety of hiding behind the computer I would fucking beat you senseless. You are a dumb little bitch who comes here to try and ACT tough and intelligent
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Hilarous.

Here's a name for you: Mephura.
Game over.
 
Gendanken is not stupid she's just . . . DGHAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm going to blow a freaking circuit if this keeps up! AGGGHH! :mad:
If you don't quit poking me with the proverbial stick I am going to blow the hell up, Gendanken! :mad:
 
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Redoubtable:
Gendanken is not stupid she's just . . . DGHAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm going to blow a freaking circuit if this keeps up! AGGGHH!
If you don't quit poking me with the proverbial stick I am going to blow the hell up, Gendanken!
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"The torrents of laughter beat their might upon the breasted walls of a lady ...hark you! The sound is the sugared tune of mirth twinkletoing on the wind...." -gendanken.

Always play well, sir. Always. Be a good bard and finish this bitch* up with a some prosey prose. IF not, I'll be boiling your ballies and sticking them in your ears.

* by bitch I meant the thread, not myself.
 
The Gend

Thou needst not implore airy shades! Already have thou thy thick blood and are unsexed! Beast!

Forever may thou be plagued by a Spot!
 
the dank one crawls over and impales herself on spookz mighty weapon.
up down grunt moan

moist yet babe?
 
and while we're at it-
Redoubtable:
Besides, this is about it being a noun for a person, not simply it describing a person, which it could do as an adjective.
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And I'm fucking saying that it is done.

He's a bombast, an incurable pomp. Adjectives being used to make someone something. Stop being a narrow little shit.

Already have thou thy thick blood and are unsexed! Beast!
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Your mother.

Forever may thou be plagued by a Spot!
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That's why the Lady Macbeth was a pussy. She let the blood spots get to her whereas I would be wearing them like jewelery.
 
Originally posted by gendanken
He's a bombast, an incurable pomp. Adjectives being used to make someone something. Stop being a narrow little shit.
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It is done with pomp and bombast, I suppose . . . but fustian? Not likely . . .

As for me being a narrow shit, what is it the scorpion said to the fox as they both drowned in the river?

Fox: You fool! You promised you would not sting me if I took you across on my back! Why?

Scorpion: It's in my nature.

Your mother.
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As if I would defend her.
She could probably do a good enough job of it anyhow.
 
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Oh look Redoubtable, I bought your girlfriend a pretty dress.
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You know that I know better than that, Medea.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts!

Besides, everyone knows what happened to Heracles when he accepted that vest from his father's wife . . . I believe the same awful infliction befell King Arthur by the machinations of his diabolical half sister . . .

If I am to assume the role of Aesop, I should say that the moral here is definitely something along the lines of Women are Evil.
 
Says the gendanken:

Lady Carcass:

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Because you know damn well that without the safety of hiding behind the computer I would fucking beat you senseless. You are a dumb little bitch who comes here to try and ACT tough and intelligent


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Hilarous.

Here's a name for you: Mephura.
Game over.
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What?
Tell me how it is that I am to be of service now, m'lady.
Why have you summoned me here?
 
*hugs all*.......i sense some hate here.....*hugs all again*


*runs off with their wallets*...later fuckers
 
Yes....I over-reacted last night I must say. I am in better spirits now and know better. genitalstankin is just angry because she was not born with a penis....I wish her the best of luck with that. I am also sensing that she might have been abused by her mother as a child.

"Did she slap you on the thighs with cold cuts and stick umbrellas in your ass?"

BUT WAIT!! This can't be.....because having/being a mother has to be the most "girly" act of all time! We should all encourage her never to attempt this not only to save her manhood....but to better the world.

Can you imagine??

"HEY!! Quit having a Period!! I won't have any of that girly shit in MY house,young lady!"
 
Originally posted by Citizen Flumpkin
"Did she slap you on the thighs with cold cuts and stick umbrellas in your ass?"
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. . . Hey . . . don't you dare care to elaborate on those horrible, sinful sexual fanta . . . stories of tragic abuse . . . :)
 
Fantastories are the best! I hope you 2 cleared everything up last night. I hope you realise that she just wants your manmeat(whether she wants it in or ON her is still up in the air) which is why you two tussle like that.
 
Citizen Flumpkin:
Buy some fishing line and hooks. Stand on a chair, thread the hooks through the skin on your miniscule penis, then tie the line to a sturdy hook attached to the ceiling.

Then jump off the chair.

Please do this immediately, as this should destroy your chances of passing along your vile genes to another generation and that is a consummation devoutly to be wished for.
 
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