The Abu Ghraib files

[S.A.M.]

Google translator :
It is the thunderbolt baby!

After google translation back and forth across multiple languages:
Electric light that is shock of the baby!

You guys need to brush up on love phrases.

Correct translation:

It's love at first sight, baby!
(slang, of course)

 

[spidergoat]

My high school French is a little rusty, and besides my teacher was too hot to pay attention. And she used to sit up on the desk in a miniskirt and cross her legs alot. Damn, I loved French class, but I didn't learn a thing.