I worry about your comprehension, Read-Only. I understood what Dwayne meant to begin with, but you and some of the other members seem to take every phrase literally and failed to understand even when Dwayne explained what he meant by his phrase.
Furthermore, when Dwayne said he did it for real, it was in response to this statement by you:
Please try to keep up. I have nothing against you, but I advised you before to lay off the personal insults to our old buddy Dwayne. You are right to point out his errors, but do not make fun of him personally or be ready to receive ridicule yourself.