The meaning of life is ZZZzzzz
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mmm...colours....yeee...hi....blub....naaw..nice.....he..he.....aww ishn´t tat nice...loo...hehe, little monkeys....hick....waawaawaawaa....sheet..uhh...an amazon...hmm....yeah.....do that again....*giggles*....yehaaw....ohh...a multicoloured fish....funny.....oy, I am falling....he..there is that amazon again....
Trees? hehe, trees are blue and pink.......and little smurfs are growing on them....muhahaha....me likes trees...more trees YAY!....
I couldn't find a cow so I cancelled the barbeque. People are looking funny at me now and talking behind my back. I decided to go for tea to swedishfish and bring some scirum for her.
I just hoped that there wouldn't be any notes on her door like previous times.
I just hoped that there wouldn't be any notes on her door like previous times.
Suddenly, I wake up. Everything is so clear now. I'm not crazy. Not at all. These damn pox are sure as hell itchy, though. What's this chicken foot hangin' round my neck for? I pull it off and throw it in the bbq pit. I immediately feel better.
I head resolutely to my house. Pack up some gear for a trip. And prepare to head out. As I am gazing at the cliff, judging which would be the best way to take to travel up the escarpment, I see Blue hanging out by the pool.
I stride towards her and proclaim, "You're the real Blue. I've been a fool. Forgive me. I'm going on a trip upriver. There's... something I have to do. It may be dangerous and I may not make it back. Take care of yourself. I want you to have this." I reach into my pocket and pull out a locket. It was my mother's locket. I had not opened it in many years. In fact, I had forgotten that I even had it. "If I don't make it, this locket will let you know. It has... certain powers. Farewell, Blue."
Impulsively, I grab her in my arms and give her a big smooch. Then, I head towards the cliff and begin to climb. Never looking back.
I head resolutely to my house. Pack up some gear for a trip. And prepare to head out. As I am gazing at the cliff, judging which would be the best way to take to travel up the escarpment, I see Blue hanging out by the pool.
I stride towards her and proclaim, "You're the real Blue. I've been a fool. Forgive me. I'm going on a trip upriver. There's... something I have to do. It may be dangerous and I may not make it back. Take care of yourself. I want you to have this." I reach into my pocket and pull out a locket. It was my mother's locket. I had not opened it in many years. In fact, I had forgotten that I even had it. "If I don't make it, this locket will let you know. It has... certain powers. Farewell, Blue."
Impulsively, I grab her in my arms and give her a big smooch. Then, I head towards the cliff and begin to climb. Never looking back.
bleee...*drool*...huuu...*snort*...*yawn*...uuuargh...what the hell...
Oh shit, what happened to me? Ow, those drugs are tough Nutty, I think I´ll not use them again.
What happened? No BBQ? That´s too bad, then I´ll pack up my things and head into the city. See you!
Oh shit, what happened to me? Ow, those drugs are tough Nutty, I think I´ll not use them again.
What happened? No BBQ? That´s too bad, then I´ll pack up my things and head into the city. See you!
I asked Fay about children, and she said she'd think about it. Later that night, she pounced on me as I walked through the door and...Need i say more? (Before you lot say anything, the answer is no, I don't need to say more. You know perfectly well what I mean)
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Nuttyfish
Guest
I offered my good friend, the ComHam if I could be the godfather, but he made lots of furtive glances over his shoulder and crept back into his home. I encountered him again later on at the lakeside, but he shook me off. I made a mental note to ask him later, or hell, even Fay, and swam to the bottom.
Dreamy's condition continued to worsen. He claims that the drugs are messing up his brain, but he's in a complicated state of denial. Now he wants to leave for the city...Holy crap, I need to stop him.
I came up with a plan...
Dreamy's condition continued to worsen. He claims that the drugs are messing up his brain, but he's in a complicated state of denial. Now he wants to leave for the city...Holy crap, I need to stop him.
I came up with a plan...
I was disturbed at the docs request to be the godfather, as I don't even know if Fay is pregnant yet. I told the doc this, and he gave her a checkout. He said that she wasn't pregnant, and gave her fertility drugs. I dont think they are fertility drugs, as I saw him give Dreamwalker some pills from the same bottle, but whatever they are, They make Fay WILD!!! WOOHOO!
I think i should be the village idiot
(Hi David!)
(Hi David!)
I have reached the obelisk. It is exactly as I remembered it. It imposes itself on the horizon like a sore. Some unnatural thing that should not be. I approach cautiously, on the look out for cannibals. None appear to be around. Good.
I reach the altar stone. Upon it is traced the outline of a young woman. Young JadedFlower's form forever etched in granite. She came so close to the truth that day. I should have let it continue. My eyes would have been opened so much sooner.
I begin my preparations. I gather firewood and start a raging bonfire. I gather various plants and prepare an ink with which to cover myself in runes. The runes I learnt as a child. The runes I had forgotten. I chant as I do so.
At last, the preparations are complete. I look about. I feel the look of other eyes. Someone's watching me. I'm not surprised. They'll never get past Grape Ape, though. I have him set to full defense mode. With strict instructions not to hurt them, merely withhold them from upsetting the ceremony.
I lay myself on the altar. Over the etched form of Jaded. The etched form will soon change. It will soon be me who is carved in stone.
I take a deep breath and begin the chant. I hold the knife above me. Superimposing it over the shape of the obelisk. As the sun begins to set, the runes on the obelisk catch fire. The runes on my flesh catch fire.
I bring the knife to my wrists and I slice deeply. A diagonal cut that extends up my arm. The blood flows.
It begins.
I reach the altar stone. Upon it is traced the outline of a young woman. Young JadedFlower's form forever etched in granite. She came so close to the truth that day. I should have let it continue. My eyes would have been opened so much sooner.
I begin my preparations. I gather firewood and start a raging bonfire. I gather various plants and prepare an ink with which to cover myself in runes. The runes I learnt as a child. The runes I had forgotten. I chant as I do so.
At last, the preparations are complete. I look about. I feel the look of other eyes. Someone's watching me. I'm not surprised. They'll never get past Grape Ape, though. I have him set to full defense mode. With strict instructions not to hurt them, merely withhold them from upsetting the ceremony.
I lay myself on the altar. Over the etched form of Jaded. The etched form will soon change. It will soon be me who is carved in stone.
I take a deep breath and begin the chant. I hold the knife above me. Superimposing it over the shape of the obelisk. As the sun begins to set, the runes on the obelisk catch fire. The runes on my flesh catch fire.
I bring the knife to my wrists and I slice deeply. A diagonal cut that extends up my arm. The blood flows.
It begins.
I have packed my things (doesn´t take long, I posses three things overall, a knife, a spear and an AK47...) and run like hell into the jungle before that whacky fish doctor can take hold of me. See ya guys. 
Whoa, thought it was a nightmare,
Lo, it’s all so true,
They told me, don’t go walkin’ slow
’cause devil’s on the loose.
Better run through the jungle,
Thought I heard a rumblin’
Callin’ to my name,
Two hundred million guns are loaded
Satan cries, take aim!
Better run through the jungle,
Over on the mountain
Thunder magic spoke,
Let the people know my wisdom,
Fill the land with smoke.
Better run through the jungle,
Woa, don’t look back to see.
Lo, it’s all so true,
They told me, don’t go walkin’ slow
’cause devil’s on the loose.
Better run through the jungle,
Thought I heard a rumblin’
Callin’ to my name,
Two hundred million guns are loaded
Satan cries, take aim!
Better run through the jungle,
Over on the mountain
Thunder magic spoke,
Let the people know my wisdom,
Fill the land with smoke.
Better run through the jungle,
Woa, don’t look back to see.
dont you have any ammo
ignore this post for continutity reasons. NO DONT READ IT. oh you plonker
ignore this post for continutity reasons. NO DONT READ IT. oh you plonker
Is that the ritual chant Invert?
Well, I headed off into the jungle, but not the direction I intended. These path I have walked before...But when? Those drugs were bad, somehow I am still a bit dusturbed. Ah well, I´ll walk on, I will get to another city this way...
After some hours, fog spread through the jungle, damn, it´s hard to see more than 20 meters ahead...what was that? I heard a sound...oh shit, I think I know this path, it runs through the territory of the cannibals...I can hear them. Better start running again...
Damn, I forgot about the cliff, they have surrounded me. Their spears are whistling through the air, impacting near me. What was down the cliff? I do not know it any more...damn those drugs. Only fog to be seen in the dephts.
Better make a stand, I do not like to be eaten.
But I can only see shadows moving in the fog...no use for knife or spear. I better use my Kalashnikov.... DIE you little BASTARDS!
As I start shooting at shadows, the fog clears a bit, I can see their little forms now...I start to hum
THIS IS THE DARK SIDE OF HUMANITY
TO LIBERATE TREACHEROUS INSANITY
YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE TRUTH BEHIND
THAT FOLLOWED US UNTIL THE END OF TIME
YOU SEE THE STARS WHEN THE NIGHT IS DONE
YOU SEE THE DEATH WHEN THE LIFE IS GONE
CONFUSED BY THE RULES WHO'LL TAKE CONTROL
THERE IS NO GOD
THE SACRED HALLS OF TRUTH
THAT BITTERNIS ON YOUTH
I HEARED THE WHISPERED TALES
OF GLORY AND OF DEATH
OF IMMORTALITY
INTO THEIR DESTINY
WE FIGHT THE HOLY FIRE
WHILE FEEDING SATAN'S FLAMES
GENOCIDE
ELIMINATION
DEMENTED MINDS
GENOCIDE
EXTERMINATION
TORTURED LIFES
(Sodom - Genocide)
Well, I headed off into the jungle, but not the direction I intended. These path I have walked before...But when? Those drugs were bad, somehow I am still a bit dusturbed. Ah well, I´ll walk on, I will get to another city this way...
After some hours, fog spread through the jungle, damn, it´s hard to see more than 20 meters ahead...what was that? I heard a sound...oh shit, I think I know this path, it runs through the territory of the cannibals...I can hear them. Better start running again...
Damn, I forgot about the cliff, they have surrounded me. Their spears are whistling through the air, impacting near me. What was down the cliff? I do not know it any more...damn those drugs. Only fog to be seen in the dephts.
Better make a stand, I do not like to be eaten.
But I can only see shadows moving in the fog...no use for knife or spear. I better use my Kalashnikov.... DIE you little BASTARDS!
As I start shooting at shadows, the fog clears a bit, I can see their little forms now...I start to hum
THIS IS THE DARK SIDE OF HUMANITY
TO LIBERATE TREACHEROUS INSANITY
YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE TRUTH BEHIND
THAT FOLLOWED US UNTIL THE END OF TIME
YOU SEE THE STARS WHEN THE NIGHT IS DONE
YOU SEE THE DEATH WHEN THE LIFE IS GONE
CONFUSED BY THE RULES WHO'LL TAKE CONTROL
THERE IS NO GOD
THE SACRED HALLS OF TRUTH
THAT BITTERNIS ON YOUTH
I HEARED THE WHISPERED TALES
OF GLORY AND OF DEATH
OF IMMORTALITY
INTO THEIR DESTINY
WE FIGHT THE HOLY FIRE
WHILE FEEDING SATAN'S FLAMES
GENOCIDE
ELIMINATION
DEMENTED MINDS
GENOCIDE
EXTERMINATION
TORTURED LIFES
(Sodom - Genocide)
(It wasn't meant to be. Just inspired by your run through the jungle analogy. Creedence Clearwater Revival, by the way. But, it might as well be. I haven't exactly determined what it is I'm doing at the obelisk yet. Maybe I'll figure it out during my next post. I'm thinking I may be opening another portal into the scifleet world. Haven't opened that thread in a while. Anything interesting happening? I lost track. Bruce is really into it. It's a bit too structured for my tastes.)
( anything interesting? Well, looks like we wipe out the Scerlag and then all is back to normal. Gets boring killing all the time... Hey, when you open that portal, some of us would exist two times...oh the horrors of time paradoxes... Somehow I have chosen a rough way to get me some books I think...for that was my intend when I ran into the woods)
Somehow I have chosen a rough way to get me some books I think...for that was my intend when I ran into the woods)(here is a disturbing mental picture i think you lot need: We all been to the zoo at some point, see the gorillas, watch the gorillas eat there own shit. Well picture this our local gorilla is 50m, a 50m monkey eating its own feases )
)(that reminds me of the game Black&White. You know it? Where you play god and have a creature that can be up to a hundred meters tall? I once had a monkey and taught it to eat it´s own shit...I don´t need to picture that in my mind But that dumb thing shat on houses and they broke )
But that dumb thing shat on houses and they broke )
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