Scivillage

Can anyone tell me what is happening in the village. I am too lazy to look through the pages upon pages of posts.
 
I never claimed to be a very good witch. But for you! The pox half off. Trick your friends, curse your enemies! Good price today only.
 
On page 42 of the scivillage, I discovered the meaning of life, the universe and everything. Then I seeped into a scirum induced coma and forgoit it all.
 
certified psycho said:
Can anyone tell me what is happening in the village. I am too lazy to look through the pages upon pages of posts.
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I'm still at my hut making scirum, drinking scirum, and occasionally visiting swedisfish for some cupcakes.

I need a haircut.
 
lol spuriousmonkey you been hidding in your hut all this time(since last post), you liver must be rated as biohazardous by now with all the scirum you consume :)
 
Did you even climb into my tree to smear my hut? If you did, then I´ll come over and annihilate all your scirum (by drinking it :D).

It is quite tranquil here, I think one of these days I´ll explore the jungle again, perhaps I find some long lost ruins with artifacts. Wouldn´t be bad, transforming from Tarzan to Indiana Jones... better get some books. I am off for the city, need to get me some books.
 
Aaah that explains the evil eyes, and how the feaces moved from the sidewalks and door steps where i usual put it, to the hut walls.
 
It seems like everybody in sciforums is bored. My popularity is rather low again. I decide to kill 2 flies in one go. I will organize a party and get lots of new friends (although probably only for the duration of the evening).

A barbeque should do.

Where can I get meat.

I go around looking for a cow.
 
Heh, I could go and hunt you some water buffalo or whatever else lives around here. Even some elephants or little cannibals...
 
No fish, OK?

We need more sea-creatures. I'm all alone in the lake (which is so polluted I can't even see invert when I'm diagnosing. By the way, my patented loony-drugs now contain highly concentrated opium and heroin extracts. Also available in strawberry, orange and tobacco flavours.)

Anyone crazy? Give Dr. Nutty a call!
 
Speaking about Doctors, what is Doc LouNatic doing these days?...

Ah well, I feel somewhat depressed and bored, can you give me some drugs Nutty?
 
no barbeque, deep fry! get your cow or what ever and boil it in a giant vat of hot oil! Then when its done cooking we can inject cheese into it with a giant syringe! I have wanted to do that ever since I saw it on TV!
 
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