Scivillage

I noticed it is starting to be a trend to have a hut outside the village. I am no longer an outcast. I live among the trendy people. This is unacceptable. My identity is at stake.


I can't move to the forest. Swedishfish already has her 'tea'-hut there.

I decide to move my hut (it is one of those transportable ones) to the swamp.
 
(Too bad Coolskill has been banned. Can't keep the original post updated anymore.)

Ahh, another glorious morning. A rainstorm moved in overnight, but it's passed now. Lean-to kept me dry as a bone. The place is looking better now that Padma has come back to keep the place clean. Don't know what I'd do without her. It is annoying sometimes when I go to look for something and can't find it laying on the floor where I left it, but I'll adapt. I think to honor Padma's noble efforts at keeping my place sanitary, I will build her house first. Today I plan to spend the day preparing the raw logs into beams and 2x4's and such. Ordinarily, it would take several days or weeks to prepare the materials, but somehow time seems to compress in this strange village when doing such tasks. I feel I should have plenty of materials ready to begin construction tomorrow.

Padma was up before me and already had a wonderful breakfast prepared. Eggs, bacon, waffles with maple syrup, fresh-squeezed oj. And to top it all off, she even arranges it on the plate to make a happy face. :) I can truly say that I am blessed. I wonder if any flowers grow nearby. I bet Padma would appreciate a gift of flowers.

Last night, I completed Sexy Blue's hammock project. Luckily, Padma brought back some bolts of cloth with her from her recent travels. She didn't seem to eager to allow me to use her cloth for a gift to Sexy Blue though. I wonder if she's still jealous? In the end she allowed me the use of her least valued cloth. I hope Sexy Blue likes Spiderman. :D

I take the hammock with me down to the pool for my morning ablution. I ask Padma if she'd care to join me. She says she still has some things to do around the lean-to and will most likely come down later. Sexy Blue is in her usual spot. Baking in the sun. Her feet becoming bluer and sexier every day. I wonder if she's ever heard of the dangers of uv light? I don't see any suspicious moles on her, so all is well so far. But perhaps when I get around to making soap and aspirin and such, I could find a way to make some sun block for her. The least I could do.

I present Sexy Blue with the hammock I have so lovingly constructed and she gasps in delight. "Oh thank you, thank you," she exclaims, leaping in delight. "My pleasure, m'lady," I reply humbly.

I modestly go behind some bushes to remove my clothes (although what I have left to hide I don't know after running around naked all day yesterday. ;)) and dive into the pool. Ahh, nothing finer than to be in Scivillage on a glorious day such as this.

I thought I saw the outcast peeking out from the woody fringe. I wonder if he's looking at me or Sexy Blue. I hope the latter as I don't swing that way. I wonder why he doesn't just come out and join us. I have heard that he makes the best pottery in town. I'll surely have need of artwork for my and Padma's house once they are done. I could also use a vase to put the flowers I intend to gather for Padma. Hopefully he has something tasteful.
 
"I am no longer an outcast. I live among the trendy people"
you could rename your hut williamsburg and accept it
 
(i bet one of those special vase the outcase makes would be a great gift, i mean whats not to like about vases with boobs :)(erotic art))

Crawling up a tree had seem like a good idea last night, i just couldn't remember why right now. Getting down from tree had always been a problem and it had become harder as I had growen larger and more heavy. Now a day getting down from trees always ended in a semi controled freefall.

Nexus had just left Sexy Blue when i came down to the pond, swimming acrose the pond to where Sexy Blue was baking in the sun, i notised she was getting pretty "well done", being the friendly tigger that i am, i rolled her around so she could bake on her otherside.
After my humanitarian work was done, i sad down next to Sexy Blue, looking at her with a hungry gaze waiting for her to finish baking.
 
(A vase with boobs could be done in a tasteful manner. Anyway, who said I could tell the difference between tasteful and not tasteful. I am envisioning an interesting conversation when I make my presentation to Padma. :p)
 
OI, i'm all skin and bones, you wouldn't want to eat me, trust me on this..... i swear it, it's all true.........
Thankyou for turning me over though. I now have a wonderful tan. owe ya one.
mmmm, a spiderman hammock..... I wonder if they noticed i built myself one, days ago. So now i got two..... kewl..... SLEEPOVERS!!!!
THinking that i should get myself some profession of some sort. I wonder if there's a sciscientist? There is now. I'll handle all the medical stuff, and chemicals for washing powder and such like. Inv, i think, has been too busy to organise it all. Today i started by buying some ceramics from spirus, although these pouring spouts look highly suspicious if you ask me. Collected some ash, and bought some fat to make the soap. Added the flowers near the pond for a nice smell, and left them out the door for peops. I'm thinking Asprin next, considering the amount of scirum around.
 
cool skill said:
Chef: tablariddim, one_raven
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HEY! I said I wanted to be the Chief, not the CHEF. There is a big difference! *mumbles something to self about poisoning the food supply*
 
An angry chef appeared in the village today. I ordered the London Broil. Delicious. It did have just the slightest hint of almonds. But I quickly dismissed any paranoid feelings I might have had.

Oooh, my stomach's a touch on the queasy side. Might be a long night out in the outhouse tonight. Anyone got a match? Whew...

Note to self, I must remember to ask Sexy Blue about coming up with a deodorizer for the outhouse.
 
My hut is beside the river. Close to the waterfall, but not beside it haha, i dont think ppl want my house right beside where they bath.
 
Hmmm... I'll take the cave behind the waterfall...

It goes quite deep into the mountain side and if you through it deep enough, you'll find an entrance at the side, which opens out to a clearing near the forest. Yes, I'm moving here for sure!!
 
A few more people have moved in of late. Intruging. I worked through a few more creations, a smelling-better powder for the loos, so i set that one up, and I'm working on some deoderant. Its nice to have a steady occupation, but something calls on me to go exploring, to get out. I begin plans for a trip.
I've also met the new chef, and have plans to research cures for certian poisons. Just in case.
 
Diary of SB
I had the most peculuar dream last night, of an ancient town , empty of all souls. I''m not sure if it is coincidence or not, but i feel my trip should lead to finding this town. At the moment I'm stocking up on supplies to leave here for my fellow villagers. Also stocking up for supplies for my own trip, though my backpack will supply most of it. After a pickup of scirum, i might prepare my hut for a leave.
Anyone want to come?
(thinking we could discover stuff)
 
Hmmm, getting crowded out here by the waterfall. Maybe the monkey is right. I have decided to build a house on the side of the cliff. About 30 feet up or so. Yeah, that's the ticket. I'd like to see them try to build a house up here. I can because I'm a master construction worker. Would you like a cliffside house as well, Padma?

By the way, Jaded, watch out for the electric plant inside that cave. You don't want to start the earthquakes all over again, do you? Coolskill and Ozymandias were last seen in that cave. They've never come out. No one's gone in since the earthquakes ended to find out what became of them.

(I don't know how coolskill was banned. At first I thought he was joking, if you go back in this page several pages, he posts that he was banned. I don't know if he just decided to leave or was actually banned. He was rather antagonistic in several of the threads he participated in. But, I don't know if that would get you banned or not.)
 
Don't worry, I'll take care... it's a big waterfall, with lots of space in the cave, I'm sure I can make this work... as long as I don't bring water too close to it.

Oi! And don't play your music too loud... you shake the whole cliff and surrounding areas!


(thanks Invert, I thought it was a joke too... but now...)
 
I was going to build a new hut in the swamp but then noticed that everybody had moved out of the village itself.

Brilliant. The village is deserted. I will live here. I can now live here close to the communial toilets, which is rather convenient when you have the runs.
 
Walking true the village with a strange look in the eyes and a foaming mouth, i eventually i reach Sexy Blues hut. The door was open and inside Sexy Blue was busy preparing for a expedition of some sort, she did not hear me enter, so when she turned around to find a tiger standing right behind her, she go a bit of a shock. The foamy drool made me look very rabid so when i took a step closer she took a step backwards, but then she noticed the reason for the soapy drool. It was cause a bundle of sweet smelling soap plants.
Sexy Blue took the plants and stored them in a pot, then she brought some water and cleaned the soapy.

Sexy Blue returned to packing her bags for the expedition, since she had just begun to pack food for the journey i decided to stay, each time SB would put something in the bag i would stick my head in an pick it back out....

(soap plants, weird :))
 
"I'm sure that was just here....."
"Haven't i packed this already?"
"KUNAX!"
iew, soapy dog slobber all over my stuff. thanks. :p
My packing is not going as well as i had have hoped. On the other hand, the village is much more peaceful than before. Most of the inhabitants have built around the waterfall. I'm sticking here with Spirious, at least for the moment.
My scirum bottle has been filled, so hi ho hi ho, it's off to the forest i go.
(Stopping momentariarly to ask padma and inv to water my soap plants for me.)
 
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