Sciforums City: Solstice

"My life started when I stabbed a prime minister in Uruguay 10 years ago, over the years I have disposed of dozens of political figures, some even larger than your mayor."

"How is that?"
 
"Too vague, do you know how to do an autobiography?" Shogun then added, "The mayor is nothing,"
 
"I told you, your life story, I would like to hear it," Shogun then thought about it, "The reward depends on the quality of the story,"
 
I reached into my cuff and grabbed my fairbairn. I jammed it sharp end down into the table, it penetrated about an inch and a half.

"That is where the story begins" I said


"That is a one of a kind knife, I killed the my first target when I was 25, he was visiting my college and I was paid two thousand bucks. I lived in Israel before and had done my time in the military, but I was an exchange student, the guy that paid me was a history professor. The guy I killed was the second in overrall command of the Iranian military. I followed him into the bathroom, covered his mouth with a towel and took the knife and reached around and slid it, slowly, carefully, through his ribs and into his chest, and eventually, through his heart."
 
"Hah, that was nothing. a year later I was hired by Mossad, ouldn't you know? the real mossad wanted me, I was giddy as hell."

"I was to kill the head of the Palestinian party during a meeting with the Russians"

"I couldnt take a sniper rifle and sue it because of the guards." "You know what I did? I found out what cell phone the son of a bitch used, I bought one, took it apart, and put a C4 shaped charge the size of a few quarters right behind the speaker that goes to his ear. I caled it and before he could say "hello?" his skull and brains was plastered on the Russian diplomat and the wall."
 
"Hah, that was nothing. a year later I was hired by Mossad, ouldn't you know? the real mossad wanted me, I was giddy as hell."

"I was to kill the head of the Palestinian party during a meeting with the Russians"

"I couldnt take a sniper rifle and sue it because of the guards." "You know what I did? I found out what cell phone the son of a bitch used, I bought one, took it apart, and put a C4 shaped charge the size of a few quarters right behind the speaker that goes to his ear. I caled it and before he could say "hello?" his skull and brains was plastered on the Russian diplomat and the wall."

"Interesting idea, very ingenious," Shogun said
 
"Hah, Ive used every trick in the book. I even killed a Georgian militry General by dressing up as a colonel. He had left to go to the planning operations tent and I went over to his tent carrying a briefcase and told the guards I needed to get in and await the General, I had even forged a signature from the supreme commander of their military to prove it. They let me into the tent, I openned the briefcase and hung two claymores from the ceiling of the tent and than left. The next time the General was seen was with 200 25 gram bb's in him."
 
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"You'd think that, but after doing so many different assassinations so many different ways you figure out they aren't stupid, they just missed something. And that is my job to find it. Take the mayor, they put up 5 layors of bullet resistant plexi glass in front of his face, they guarded every entrance and every exit, screened every person that entered the plaza. Because of the fact that they had the total confidence that no sniper rifle could ever touch the mayor they never bothered to even put up snipers that had a view of the building I was in, nor did they even make the building off limits. With that bullet you have, I did the impossible."
 
"Very good craftsmanship, a new record for Guinness," Shogun then asked, "When have you started using the name Singular1ty?"
 
"When I first started. The name singular1ty is a single place in space and time of infinite mass, yet no volume. Meaning what I do can infinitely change the world, yet, I hold no volume, thus no size, and thus, I do not exist to the naked eye"

OOC: That is what a gravitational singularity is, a place of infinite mass, yet zero volume, its impossible to measure with standard phsyics, but it is the part of a black hole that gives it it's characteristic abilities.
 
OOC: I play video games a decent amount and always wanted a pretty damn good screen name. Singular1ty was what I came up with after thinking about it over the course of a week. But due to activision stealing my name for their newest game coming out later I will have to come up with a new screen name. The current top contender is "Lethal1ty"
 
"Interesting philosophy," Shogun then said twirling his chess piece again.

Out of Game: According to Guinness World Records 2010: Gamer's Edition, Fatal1ty is the screen name for a pro gamer. Mine is usually Banzaishock, Crux_Eagles, or Inazumabanzai. I use Banzaishock most of the time.
 
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