"Hah, that was nothing. a year later I was hired by Mossad, ouldn't you know? the real mossad wanted me, I was giddy as hell."
"I was to kill the head of the Palestinian party during a meeting with the Russians"
"I couldnt take a sniper rifle and sue it because of the guards." "You know what I did? I found out what cell phone the son of a bitch used, I bought one, took it apart, and put a C4 shaped charge the size of a few quarters right behind the speaker that goes to his ear. I caled it and before he could say "hello?" his skull and brains was plastered on the Russian diplomat and the wall."