SamCDKey is a Gay Male

[S.A.M.]

How nice. Arrogant SOB's.

What? You don't make allowances for tourists?

 

[superluminal]

There you go. No skid marks seen there. Ever.

Aaarrrggghhhhh!!!!

 

[superluminal]

What? You don't make allowances for tourists?

Not with the apparently inbred surity that we "foreigners" are ignorant.

 

[everneo]

Scatophilia is outside the scope of this discussion.

Allah !!! i was implying fellatio thing..

 

[S.A.M.]

So you don't think that adding pointless (oops, pun) ways to be offended could lead to more offences?

You mean like showing the middle finger, hitting the crook of your left hand with your right?

Hmm perhaps.

 

[(Q)]

Its standard behaviour. Regardless of handedness everyone eats with the right hand and does "unclean" stuff with the left.

That is the assumption. But, if most people are right handed, they'll do most everything with that hand, including scooping the hoop.

 

[S.A.M.]

Allah !!! i was implying fellatio thing..

Sex is not dirty in Muslims so fellatio does not count.

 

[invert_nexus]

You mean like showing the middle finger, hitting the crook of your left hand with your right?

Nah.
More like placing your testicles on the top of somebody's head when they're not aware that you're standing behind them with your balls hanging out.
That sort of thing.
(It's called teabagging.)

 

[S.A.M.]

That is the assumption. But, if most people are right handed, they'll do most everything with that hand, including scooping the hoop.

Not if you are trained from birth to use the left hand for "scooping the hoop".

 

[S.A.M.]

Not with the apparently inbred surity that we "foreigners" are ignorant.

But they still have the advantage of having to excuse your behaviour over theirs.

 

[(Q)]

Not if you are trained from birth to use the left hand for "scooping the hoop".

So, there are no left-handed Muslims?

 

[S.A.M.]

Nah.
More like placing your testicles on the top of somebody's head when they're not aware that you're standing behind them with your balls hanging out.
That sort of thing.
(It's called teabagging.)

That is gross.

 

[S.A.M.]

So, there are no left-handed Muslims?

I'm a left handed Muslim

But I write and eat with the right hand.

Its like shaking hands, even the lefties shake their right hands.

 

[everneo]

Sex is not dirty in Muslims so fellatio does not count.

..inside burqa???

 

[S.A.M.]

..inside burqa???

Burqa is about modesty not sex.

 

[invert_nexus]

That is gross.

Yeah.
Funny though.
And insulting.
Ok. I'll stop.

 

[redarmy11]

That is gross.

And only partially accurate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teabagging

Teabagging is a term for the act of a man placing his genitals, specifically the scrotum, in the mouth of another person. The practice vaguely resembles dipping a tea bag into a cup of tea.

The practice can also extend to placing one's testicles in the eye sockets or nose often as a punishment for drunkeness, especially when unconscious.

See? It's surreal and gross now.

Oh well. Happy chatting. Must go and get drunk.

Triple eek warning:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez

 

[invert_nexus]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez

Damn. I have a killer animated gif of a dirty sanchez, but I guess I shouldn't post it... Funny as hell.

 

[superluminal]

Is that a public bidet or what?

 

[Redefine91]

Nah.
More like placing your testicles on the top of somebody's head when they're not aware that you're standing behind them with your balls hanging out.
That sort of thing.
(It's called teabagging.)

hmmm. I always thought Teabaggin' was sticking your balls into anybody's mouth.


the above sounds like a killer pose to do in group photos though