Riddle Me This

[pjdude1219]

Why did I advise Mr and Mrs Dover not to name their baby Benjamin?

because the short hand of benjamin is ben so he would be Ben Dover which sounds like bend over

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

because the short hand of benjamin is ben so he would be Ben Dover which sounds like bend over

Yes!

 

[Daecon]

My answer was better.

 

[Daecon]

My friend Hermann Minkowski opened up a snowboarding resort after he retired.

It was an utter failure.

Can you guess why?

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

My friend Hermann Minkowski opened up a snowboarding resort after he retired.
It was an utter failure.
Can you guess why?

Everyone was snow bored.

 

[tashja]

My friend Hermann Minkowski opened up a snowboarding resort after he retired.

It was an utter failure.

Can you guess why?

Because the terrain was Minkowski-flat?

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Why did I advise Mr and Mrs Ding to not name their son William?

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

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What would I call an ursine with no hair?

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[cosmictraveler]

My friend Hermann Minkowski opened up a snowboarding resort after he retired.

It was an utter failure.

Can you guess why?

The resort was in the desert!

 

[Fraggle Rocker]

The resort was in the desert!

There are a few deserts that get snow in winter.

 

[cosmictraveler]

There are a few deserts that get snow in winter.

That is why it was a failure!

 

[Magical Realist]

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What would I call an ursine with no hair?

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A bare bear?

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

A bare bear?

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Yes!

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Why did I advise Mr and Mrs Ding to not name their son William?

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He would be called Bill Ding.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

Why won't cannibals eat clowns?

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They taste funny.

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[Dywyddyr]

What do you call a dog, with no legs?

"Woodbine" - because you can go for a quick drag in the park.
This does rely heavily on UK English vernacular: "going for a drag" is "going outside to smoke a cigarette" and Woodbines were a famous brand of cigarette (at one time).

 

[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

"Woodbine" - because you can go for a quick drag in the park.
This does rely heavily on UK English vernacular: "going for a drag" is "going outside to smoke a cigarette" and Woodbines were a famous brand of cigarette (at one time).

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About 20 years ago, I met a guy from Ireland. He told me that when he 1st came to the US, he got silence & strange looks in a bar after asking where he could get some fags.

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

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What's Irish & stays out all night?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

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What is the largest desert on Earth?

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[StrangerInAStrangeLand]

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What's Irish & stays out all night?

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Paddy O' Furniture.

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