Good name for dog with no legs.
Stumpy.
Stumpy.
Riddle Me This
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When a couple are about to run off to get married, what fruit should they not eat?
Cantelope???
Yep! That didn't take long.
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
The elevator was to small.!!!
Yes.
When are golf balls angry?
When are golf balls angry?
When they are teed off.
Ha ha ha... what did the nail say to the hammer.???
Don't bang me!
Not really sure...
But, it reminds me of this...
What did the nail say to the screw when it saw a hammer coming down upon them?
Hammers drive me crazy but you'r screwed.!!!
That's actually a pretty good answer... But, the actual answer is...
This is not a drill...
"Perfect. I like a screw best when I'm hammered."
(The nail said this, not me. Blame the nail.)
What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end...
What do I call a witch with poison ivy?
Itchy witchy.
I'm not a pool, a tree, a slave, a website, or a shirt.
What am I?
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A book. Not a pool but it has a cover, not a tree but has leaves, not a slave but is bound, not a website but has pages, and not a shirt but has sleeves.
What am I?
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A book. Not a pool but it has a cover, not a tree but has leaves, not a slave but is bound, not a website but has pages, and not a shirt but has sleeves.