If I take a _______ in most places, people will be shocked. When I take 1 in the produce area of a grocery store, no 1 notices.
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That 1 didn't take long.
Don is 6 ft 2 in tall, he's an assistant at a butcher shop and wears size 16 shoes. What does he weigh?
At a family reunion, I was cooking stir-fry. I'd done so successfully many times yet had problems that time & found my self between a _____ & a _____ place.
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a wok & a hard place
What kind of walk is angry?
A crosswalk.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Dont mater... they ant gonna come no mater what ya call 'em 
Dont mater... they ant gonna come no mater what ya call 'em
Lol... You sir, are correct.
Dont mater... they ant gonna come no mater what ya call 'em
I've seen a dog with no rear legs come when called & a person with no arms or legs get in & out of bed & move thru the house.
Ahhh... You say a dog with no REAR legs...
But, we're talking a dog with NO legs... Don't pick nits. : )
Besides, it's just an old joke that cracked me up when I first heard it.
I have a "dry" sense of humor... Probably why I love Monty Python so much...
And "The Goodies",and " The Young ones"... And, of course, " Benny Hill".
Ever wonder why that Frisbee is gettin bigger... and then it hits ya.???
I've never been hit by a frisbee & never seen 1 get bigger.