Q:1. Has the universe always existed? If yes... explain how you can KNOW this. If no... explain how it began.
A:1. I don't really know. For the same reason you can't explain to me how God could have alwyas existed. You do you KNOW that?
Q:2. Where did matter come from (assuming it did not exist at some point in the past).
A:2. I don't know, but where did god come from?
Q:3. Prove, citing empirical evidence only, that Socrates existed.
A:3. Why don't you believe Socrates existed?
Q:4. Given the interdependency of the organs of the human body, can you explain which organ evolved first?
A:4. Human evolution began long before monkeys and creatures. It (to my best understanding) started with single celled organisms. As they became more complex, they adapted and created what they needed to survive. Slowing creating the intredependcy of organs.
Q:5. Keeping in mind the concept of entropy, how did any minute form of matter exit the "water" and remain exposed long enough to begin the process of macro-evolving over "billions" of years?
A:5 Not sure what entropy is, but from the question they way the matter got out of the water could have been a number of ways. From washing up on shore, to being carried by a storm, a natural event like a cyclone, there's a lot ofp ossibilities.
Q:6. If you answered #5, please prove your theory using empirical evidence only.
A:6. We didn't really observe it obviously. The same way you all didn't observe God.
Q:7. Did insects evolve? Explain...
A:7. Why wouldn't they have?
Q:8. How did sexual reproduction evolve?
A:8. What would be the fun of being A-sexual?
But really, sexual reproduction could have been the result of the organ interdependency.
Q:9. Which part of the human eye evolved first (pupil, iris, lens, cornea, retina, optic nerve, etc.)?
A:9. Que? It probably all evolved from more simplified versions of eachother. Just like most everything else.
Q:10. Explain: If you were God... I know some of you think you already are... ... but seriously, if you were God, what moral laws would you implement to make a society orderly and civil.
A:10. ... ... ... That's a tough one. I guess I wouldn't lay down any laws. I would let man take it's course on it's own. But if people were worshiping me, I'd atleast let them see me.