All maiden names are God
I accuse you of being a sexist. You have not shown us a single godess. Where did all those gods come from? I know they all had mummy gods. So lets have a true picture. Sexism will not be tolerated. You have been warned. Myles, the one with the biggest god of all.
Sexist?
Myles God, you say that in jest, surely. The point is everybody's last name is God, if one follows
Holy Bible God Geneology. Name of the Father of Adam is LORD God (first name LORD, last name God), hence His son's full name is Adam God. Likewise, name of the Father of Eve is LORD God (first name LORD, last name God), hence His daughter's full name is Eve God. How are you concluding that Eve God's last name is Godess, Myles God, or even Goddess? Surely you are jesting, for you are a very good speller.
LORD Jesus Christ God (first name LORD, middle name Jesus, confirmation name Christ, last name God) geneology to LORD God:
LORD Jesus Christ God, son of Joseph God, son of Heli God, son of Matthat God, son of Levi God, son of Melchi God, son of Janna God, son of Joseph God, son of Mattathias God, son of Amos God, son of Naum God, son of Esli God, son of Nagge God, son of Maath God, son of Mattathias God, son of Semei God, son of Joseph God, son of Juda God, son of Joanna God, son of Rhesa God, son of Zorobabel God, son of Salathiel God, son of Neri God, son of Melchi God, son of Addi God, son of Cosam God, son of Elmodam God, son of Er God, son of Jose God, son of Eliezer God, son of Jorim God, son of Matthat God, son of Levi God, son of Simeon God, son of Juda God, son of Joseph God, son of Jonan God, son of Eliakim God, son of Melea God, son of Menan God, son of Mattatha God, son of Nathan God, son of David God, son of Jesse God, son of Obed God, son of Booz God, son of Salmon God, son of Naasson God, son of Aminadab God, son of Aram God, son of Esrom God, son of Phares God, son of Juda God, son of Jacob God, son of Isaac God, son of Abraham God, son of Thara God, son of Nachor God, son of Saruch God, son of Ragau God, son of Phalec God, son of Heber God, son of Sala God, son of Cainan God, son of Arphaxad God, son of Sem God, son of Noe God, son of Lamech God, son of Mathusala God, son of Enoch God, son of Jared God, son of Maleleel God, son of Cainan God, son of Enos God, son of Seth God, son of Adam God, son of LORD God.
Myles God, everyone's (male and female) last name is God (maiden name), according to
Holy Bible God Geneology. Even the Celtic and Nordic ancestors that you mentioned, and all of their descendants, their last name is God also. Abandinus God, Abellio God, Alaunus God, Alisanos God, Ambisagrus God, Anextiomarus God, Atepomarus God, Arvernus God, Arausio God, Babdah God, Barinthus God, Belatu-Cadrosetc God, etc. (Celtic) and Baldr God, Borr God, Bragi God, Buri God, Borr God, Dagr God, Delling God, Eir God, Forseti God, Freya God, Frigg God, Fulla God, Gefjun God, etc. (Nordic). Thus the Proof of God is completed.
I am just a small God, big Myles God, having finished my diet.
G-D