I feel so wronged for not being included in that list of sciforum notoriety.
Wasn’t I as mockingly degrading and sarcastic as the next infidel?
Didn’t I insult or look down upon Woody as well as those others did?
I think I’ll sulk for a second……Ok, that’s done.
Now I want to mention another miraculous and mystical human practice to add to Woddy’s proclamation that prayer works.
The power of flatulence is sorely underestimated.
Farts work!!!!! I have to report to my vulgar brethren.
Its power to empty a room and create a defensive perimeter around you is one of those secrets few admit to and even fewer dare to use.
In closing I have to echo Woody’s tender goodbye, but with my own Satanical twist, which will surely land me in Hell after the day of reckoning.
I will say to all, this is not my last post on sciforums.
I know this will make many of you sad but …who cares?
Before I do not go I would like to summarize some things:
To the Shyster, The Queen, and Inverted Colon -- Think what you want about me; that's ok, I don't hold it against you. I succeeded in one thing that counts the most – I made a complete fool of myself and exposed my mental retardation in public, I gave all of you the master plan, the secret guide of salvation and that is through religious inebriation. That was my intent from the beginning, so that you might have no life and have it more abundantly degraded. I regret that none of you took up god on her offer, but that is your choice.
She’s vindictive, so don’t be surprised if you are struck dead, in the near future.
Remember: 'I TOLD YOU SO'
Yeah, I took some knocks, especially when I was asked to provide logical grounds for my preposterous unfounded assertions, but God's offer still stands: ‘You are either for ME or against Me. I’m like George Bush with less charisma.’
The offer is: Bend over or Bend down.
At least I was concerned enough to give it to you as my love sacrifice. It was the way I consoled myself and justified my entrance into eternity.
I can now go in front of God and say that I tried my damnest to pretend like I actually cared.
You probably count it as nothing, because all three of you are pompous, blowhard morons.
So have a good life, and maybe someday, I pray – so it’ll work according to my original thesis -, you will find the Lord before it is too late. I warn you.
He's hiding behind the curtains. You have to be blind and stupid to find him.
As far as Jesus is concerned - and I know what he thinks 'cause I read it in a book and someone else with a white collar told me so - , I wouldn't be caught dead without Him. Because life is too frightening without that delusion and reality is too disturbing to be tolerated by me without a comforting, invisible friend and my blanky.
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Snakelord, Spidergoat and Skinwalker,
Likewise….Screw you!!!!
All your aliases start with the letter s, which coincidentally is what the word SATAN is written with or ….perhaps not coincidentally……
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Water,
Faust 1st part 1345
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Medicine Woman,
I plan on meeting your son in the nothingness. What can I tell you that he hasn't already said?
Do you believe because of me?
Do you succumb to tragedy’s horror and raise hope as faith?
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Southstar, Yorda,
-- Maybe someday.
They will all awake from reason and their human logic and be like us: lost in need and the desire for an eternal meaning to our suffering.
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Cole,
You'd probably understand my love for God’s music. I plan to go after it. Take care.
I’ll see you in paradise.
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Jenyar,
Take care, I sent you some nude photos. Please take a look in your mailbox. Thanks
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Lawdog,
I enjoyed your moronic enthusiasm, keep it up!
It reminded me of a retard who is given Jell-o in the ward.
