Jokes and Funny Stories II

Dr_Toad said:
To each his own. That sounds like something that W.C Fields might have said, though, so not bad.

I just don't find Colbert funny at all. Not even a little bit.
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I barely know him, never saw his show. Just thought that was funny.


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A man received the following text from his neighbour

"I am so sorry Bob
I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around
In fact I have probably been getting more than you

I do not get it at home but that's no excuse
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again"

On reading the text the man, anguished and betrayed went directly into his bedroom grabbed his gun and shot his wife dead

A few moments later a second text came in

"Bloody spell check
Sorry Bob the second sentence should say wifi not wife"

:)
 
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