Jokes and Funny Stories II

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Fig Leaf Found

A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago."Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.

"What do you have there?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

:)
 
Is it just my computer or does everyone have trouble seeing MR's cartoons. The ones that I can see crack me up but for about 75% of them I get this:
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Any ideas how to fix it?
 
origin said:
Is it just my computer or does everyone have trouble seeing MR's cartoons. The ones that I can see crack me up but for about 75% of them I get this:
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Any ideas how to fix it?
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Its not a you problem; its an MR problem. He keeps posting stuff from inside passwalls. Ive pointed it out to him but to no avail.
 
Michael 345 said:
Fig Leaf Found

A little boy opened the large old family Bible, and he looked with fascination at the ancient pages as he turned them one by one.

He was still in Genesis when something fell out of the Bible. He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible long ago."Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.

"What do you have there?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in his voice, the young boy answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

:)
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A Sunday School teacher had asked the class to draw a picture of their favorite Bible story. One child drew Adam and Eve in an airplane. When the teacher asked what story it represented, the child said, "Adam and Eve flying from the Garden of Eden."

The teacher asked, "Who's this up at the font of the plane?"

"That's Pontius, the Pilot."
 
DaveC426913 said:
Its not a you problem; its an MR problem. He keeps posting stuff from inside passwalls. Ive pointed it out to him but to no avail.
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Thank you. I've had a few same as origin but never followed through who from or looked for any other cause

With your explanation of

He keeps posting stuff from inside passwalls ✅

I can green tick here and let Huey Dewey Louie know

Thanks

:)
 
My favorite country song - i.e. the only country song I like:
First verse:
"I love my wife, and I love fishing too...."

Second verse:
On the night before our anniversary, my wife said, "If you even THINK about going fishing tomorrow, don't bother coming home because I won't be here."

Chorus:
"And I'm gonna miss her...."​
 
Hmm, I can’t see the images either in your posts (top two of this page), MR. Both posts only display as “IMG.”
 
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On another forum, another poster describes himself as a "Prosteant Christian". I assume he means "Protestant" but it reminded me of this joke:

In a Catholic School, the nun was asking the children what they want to be when they grow up. Little Jimmy wanted to be a fireman and little Suzie wanted to be a nurse. (It was in the olden days when boys and girls were different.) Finally, the nun asked little Mary what she wanted to be and little Mary replied, "A prostitute."

The nun almost fainted dead away. When she regained her composure, she demanded, "WHAT did you say you wanted to be?"

Little Mary repeated calmly, "A prostitute."

The nun heaved a sigh of relief, "Thank GOD! I thought you said 'Protestant'."​
 
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