Jokes and Funny Stories II

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Going Ape
“Gimme a beer!” a gorilla grumped to the barman.
“Oh my!” said the barman. “You can talk!”
“Well of course I can. And I have plenty to say. Dang jobsite just fired me, and we were only hallway through the trim.”
“You’re a finish carpenter?”
“Uhuh.”
“So, what are you going to do now? I hear Barnum & Bailey are coming to town. I bet they’d love to give a job to a talking gorilla.”
The gorilla swirled his beer, and thought for a minute.
“Don’t they operate in a huge tent?”
“Yup, they sure do.”

“So, what makes you think,” he said, scratching his head, “that they’d need a finish carpenter?”
 
wait time stated
55 minutes

currently waiting
53 minutes

wondering if they will call dump me when they eventually pick up my call

56.5 minutes wait 56 to 57 minute wait time
call duration about 7 minutes on top


5 stars service
quick & to the point
offered alternative options to make things easier
polite empathic & well spoken
made things easy

note: i had to prompt for their name but they get butt loads of shit thrown at them(verbal abuse) so they need to play defense as a standard
they also get stalker(obsessive) type people so if they say their name the repeat nuisance callers get a head start & often want specific people

if they can do the function without giving a name they can do it ok because they will have their name tagged on the file automatically
(iv been mentored by one of the best so i know some of the tricks & traps)
would be lol to look at their call que numbers
:)
 
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