Jokes and Funny Stories II

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[Seattle]

 

[Michael 345]

Even when you are evil it's Safety First

 

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[sculptor]

Gallery owner calls the artist and says I got good news and bad news.
A fellow came in this morning and admired your work. Then he asked me if the pieces/collection would go up in value after you died. I told him that that was likely.
and,
He bought the entire collection.

 

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Branch manager and assistant branch manager..

 

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[sideshowbob]

Looking out from inside my head, I don't feel 68. Trying to get up out of a chair I feel 68.

 

[Michael 345]

NT News newspaper both May 2021

 

[Magical Realist]

Thank goodness for warning labels!

 

[Michael 345]

NT News newspaper 28 May 2021

 

[Michael 345]

How the Pick Your Own Gender works in the real world

Sir

Excuse me is Madam

Madam there is a growth between your legs which resembles testicles. Also it is cancerous

 

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