Jokes and Funny Stories II

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My father's last year, up to March, was spent in a state of advanced Alzheimer's, reaching the point where he no longer knew who his wife was.

Why does pad hurt me so?

( I kid. :D )
 
DaveC426913 said:
My father's last year, up to March, was spent in a state of advanced Alzheimer's, reaching the point where he no longer knew who his wife was.

Why does pad hurt me so?

( I kid. :D )
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Sorry about your Dad Dave.
Not as close to home, but I have just had an old school mate [probably the fittest along with me] diagnosed with ALS...The same thing Professor Stephen Hawking had. He continues to undergo tests, and effects so far are slurring of speech and dribbling. We used to ring each other fairly often, but he is now so hard to understand, that we now message. Funny, as yet no other muscular depletion as was in the Hawking case, although he, Hawking, was only 20 when diagnosed.
 
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. . . I would recommend it very highly.' The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?' The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... The one that's red and has thorns.' 'Do you mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
 
The next time you see someone wearing camouflage clothing:
Walk right into him/her
and say
"Oops, I'm sorry, I didn't see you standing there-----that stuff really works."
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In one of the hunting magazines they were advertising camouflage panties and bras
really interesting
 
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