What train-station did Amy Winehouse get off at?
High-Barnet.
High-Barnet.
Jokes and Funny Stories II
- Thread starter Billy T
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I went to a wedding over the weekend. It was so moving even the cake was in tiers.
I was walking into a pub the other day and I slipped on some dog poo. I continued into the pub, ordered a drink, and went outside to drink it. Another man was entering the pub when he also slipped on the dog poo.
"I did that", I said, and the man rubbed my nose in it.
"I did that", I said, and the man rubbed my nose in it.
Why has Edward Woodward got four d's in his name?
Otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar.
Otherwise he'd be Ewar Woowar.
How does Yogi catch fish?
With his bear hands.
With his bear hands.
I call him Edwood Woodwood.
Ewar Woowoo then. 
Theresa Green.
exchemist
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Poster reported as spammer.
sculptor
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Why?
Man in a Poundshop to worker: "Excuse me, how much is this?"
Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir."
Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?"
Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir."
Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?"
Worker: "EVERYTHING'S A POUND!"
Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir."
Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?"
Worker: "Everything's a pound, Sir."
Man in Poundshop: "Excuse me, how much is this?"
Worker: "EVERYTHING'S A POUND!"
exchemist
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Check the profile. That "home page" link looks well dodgy. And occupation: "Single"?
sculptor
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DaveC426913
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Not to mention: "For dating find me on: ..."
