Jokes and Funny Stories II

Jesus walked on water because he knew where the rocks were. It was all stage magic, just the like the wine trick at his wedding to Mary Magdalene...

You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
 
Stephen Fry on QI

Surgeon talking to a patient waiting on cornea replacement

"We haven't any donor eyes at the moment"
Looks out of window
"But it's raining so it shouldn't be to long"

:)
 
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