Jesus Failed

Ivor Bigun

Ivor Bigun

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There are lots of outlandish claims about Jesus.
Some say he came to America with his uncle and sold firewater to the Injuns.

According to the Bible, Jesus was going to save the Jews from the Romans.
They kicked his ass (30 CE) and their asses (70CE).

But most of all, Jesus was supposed to be the King of the Jews !

He was never their King and could never be their King.

They wouldn't have a Christian King.

Anyway, he's dead.

He failed.
 
The most important message ever, literally sent down from Heaven, and Jesus couldn't get anyone to write it down first-hand.

♫Why did you pick such a strange place in such a strange time?
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication!♫
 
Gawdzilla Sama said:
The most important message ever, literally sent down from Heaven, and Jesus couldn't get anyone to write it down first-hand.

♫Why did you pick such a strange place in such a strange time?
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication!♫
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To be fair, if Jesus descended from Heaven today upon a ray of Holy Light, then proceeded to heal the sick and injured with but a touch of His hands, he would be run out of America, mostly by so-called Christians, who couldn't accept the fact that He was a middle easterner...
 
Kittamaru said:
To be fair, if Jesus descended from Heaven today upon a ray of Holy Light, then proceeded to heal the sick and injured with but a touch of His hands, he would be run out of America, mostly by so-called Christians, who couldn't accept the fact that He was a middle easterner...
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Not relevant to him failing to hire a scribe.
 
Kittamaru said:
To be fair, if Jesus descended from Heaven today upon a ray of Holy Light, then proceeded to heal the sick and injured with but a touch of His hands, he would be run out of America, mostly by so-called Christians, who couldn't accept the fact that He was a middle easterner...
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So true... plus the ones who dont drank the cool-aid an realize that Jesus is a wolf in sheeps clothin complicit wit the Holey-Bible monster-God.!!!

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Them "so-called Christans" are the worst... huh.!!!
 
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cluelusshusbund said:
So true... plus the ones who dont drank the cool-aid an realize that Jesus is a wolf in sheeps clothin complicit wit the Holey-Bible monster-God.!!!

PS:::

Them "so-called Christans" are the worst... huh.!!!
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What do you see wrong with Jesus teaching ? Don't blame Jesus for the evil Christian do . Not all are real follower of His teaching. Ask yourself are you a true believer in the law of the land ?
 
Ivor Bigun said:
There are lots of outlandish claims about Jesus.
Some say he came to America with his uncle and sold firewater to the Injuns.

According to the Bible, Jesus was going to save the Jews from the Romans.
They kicked his ass (30 CE) and their asses (70CE).

But most of all, Jesus was supposed to be the King of the Jews !

He was never their King and could never be their King.

They wouldn't have a Christian King.

Anyway, he's dead.

He failed.
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You are wrong he is not dead , he lives in may people's soul.
Look into history His teaching conquered the Roman empires.
Your understanding and knowledge of history have room for improvement.
 
timojin said:
You are wrong he is not dead , he lives in may people's soul.
Look into history His teaching conquered the Roman empires.
Your understanding and knowledge of history have room for improvement.
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His teaching won Constantine, who didn't bother converting until he was about to die. Purely cynical political move.
 
Gawdzilla Sama said:
His teaching won Constantine, who didn't bother converting until he was about to die. Purely cynical political move.
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Whatever you want to say and analyse , that is the fact. Same as now in this country , the looser blame Russia for Trumps victory.
 
Gawdzilla Sama said:
The most important message ever, literally sent down from Heaven, and Jesus couldn't get anyone to write it down first-hand.

♫Why did you pick such a strange place in such a strange time?
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication!♫
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Yet he has billions of followers, no one can beat that record. Respect to JC.
 
It's that he comes again and frees the fallen angel of knowledge. Ridding Lucifer and the world, only with the power of his own air, of Hate and Doubt and there devilish ways as imperfectly moral demons.
 
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Lucifer knows god exists and doesn't seem to worship him. Maybe he knows something we don't.
 
spidergoat said:
Except Islam.
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Muhammad played a major role in the creation of the Quran, whereas Jesus played no role in the creation of the new testament. Jesus had nothing to gain in this life, yet muhammad was treat like a king. Crazy this hatred for Jesus, it's hilarious because he predicted that too!
 
davewhite04 said:
Muhammad played a major role in the creation of the Quran, whereas Jesus played no role in the creation of the new testament. Jesus had nothing to gain in this life, yet muhammad was treat like a king. Crazy this hatred for Jesus, it's hilarious because he predicted that too!
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What hatred? We know almost nothing about Jesus.
 
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