First, we are not discussing Buddhism.
Second, no one is advocating excess indulgence of any kind,
Third, Christianity advances the concept of "go forth and multiply" (have sex). What table conversation will you engage in about that?
I would gues you are ready for another "holy war" to see who's religious sexual mores are divinely blessed? Bah....
That does not mean having sex is "misconduct". It means exactly what I said; "moderation in all things, including sex"
As usual you are unable to interpret anything in an objective manner and see things only from your own perverted perspective. For you I would definitely recommend abstinence, for the rest of your life. including abstinence from mental and physical masturbation which I'm sure you secretly indulge in ...often....