It is hard to know whether river is a troll or just very, very deeply stupid.
When it comes to anything involving chemistry, he acts as if he is solid concrete from the neck up. The classic illustration is this thread, which I made sure was the last time I interacted with him:
http://www.sciforums.com/threads/has-there-been-an-improved-understanding-of-water.135771/. , in which he suggested encasing an individual hydrogen atom in plastic....
River has no idea what an atom is or what a molecule is, so the chance of him understanding why atomic oxygen is too reactive to be found in water, or to be used by lifeforms in respiration, is zero. Or so he wants it to appear, at least - I remain unconvinced that anyone can really be that thick.