Frank Ryan
Registered Member
Let's hear it for the bad guys!
Hey guys – let me introduce myself. My name is ERVWE1. Oh by the way, I’m a virus. Now some of you people might think that comes with some negative vibes, like evil! Or it means I can’t be alive. But I feel pretty much alive, in a wrinkly kind of way. Don’t get me wrong. I had those same ballsy feelings you guys probably have, maybe kind of a long time ago, could have been twenty or maybe even forty million years ago, in the time of my misspent youth. Boy – or maybe I should say girl – who’s to say? Daughter viruses some of you call them, so maybe it was more kind of an eggsy than a ballsy feeling, but let me tell you, folks, those were the days. Hey, man – I went under a different handle back then. I was HERV Dubya the Barbarian. I was the slayer!
I don’t suppose you guys ever fought a pandemic kinda conflict. So I wouldn’t expect you to share those old bad-guy buddy feelings. But all I was doing is following the good old imperial directive. You gotto go on out there and make a lot more little viruses like yourself! But, you also got to realize I was just a kid letting off steam. I’ve grown up a lot since then. Honest – I’m one of the good guys now… At least I think I am… For the moment kind of… Just so long as one a them good old buddies don’t cosey up to me and swap a little rejuvenating information…
Hmmm!
Hey guys – let me introduce myself. My name is ERVWE1. Oh by the way, I’m a virus. Now some of you people might think that comes with some negative vibes, like evil! Or it means I can’t be alive. But I feel pretty much alive, in a wrinkly kind of way. Don’t get me wrong. I had those same ballsy feelings you guys probably have, maybe kind of a long time ago, could have been twenty or maybe even forty million years ago, in the time of my misspent youth. Boy – or maybe I should say girl – who’s to say? Daughter viruses some of you call them, so maybe it was more kind of an eggsy than a ballsy feeling, but let me tell you, folks, those were the days. Hey, man – I went under a different handle back then. I was HERV Dubya the Barbarian. I was the slayer!
I don’t suppose you guys ever fought a pandemic kinda conflict. So I wouldn’t expect you to share those old bad-guy buddy feelings. But all I was doing is following the good old imperial directive. You gotto go on out there and make a lot more little viruses like yourself! But, you also got to realize I was just a kid letting off steam. I’ve grown up a lot since then. Honest – I’m one of the good guys now… At least I think I am… For the moment kind of… Just so long as one a them good old buddies don’t cosey up to me and swap a little rejuvenating information…
Hmmm!